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@ugw-88-lbs
me: professional comedian
concept: me but 35 pounds skinnier
Meg is the ultimate Thinspo!š¤©šā¤
my stomach: *growls*
me:
Yāall ever realize that sometimes we rb nudes and weāre just like āoh my god yes I wish I looked like this skinny legendāļæ¼
And other people are ālike oh my God Iām so turned on right nowļæ¼ā šššš
~peachyš
Having an eating disorder is SO isolating. Like I always want to be alone so I can Fully Focus on being skinny š„
good morning God has let me live another day and Iām about to make it everybodyās problem
Have you ever lost your drive to be skinny?
I mean like you're ok with your current weight.
Then the following week you're like NO I WANT TO BE SKINNY SKINNY.
Then the next week you're like, nah i can have that donut.
if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like āwow ur hands are so big!ā she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all
being around me is hard? imagine being in my head iām stuck with myself 24/7 at least you get a break!!!
Kill the idea too that us over 35 arenāt able to have fun. Many women have more fun after 40. Itās silly to think fun stops at 25 considering that your brain is fully developed at 25 and you probably have better coping skills.
Iām about to hit 30 and Iām having more fun than I ever had in my teens-20s, finally in a good place financially, mentally, emotionally, physically. Kill thatĀ āitās downhill after 25ā shit, lifeās just beginning.
First times are beautiful.
Like the first time you see a shooting star
Or the first time you ride a bike
That you say "I love you" to someone that you cherish with all of your heart
Or that you take off your shoes to walk barefoot in the sand
Something else that I find is beautiful; understanding that no matter how many times you live and relive something, it can still remains just as precious if you choose to embrace and appreciate it fully in all it's beauty
Kill the idea too that us over 35 arenāt able to have fun. Many women have more fun after 40. Itās silly to think fun stops at 25 considering that your brain is fully developed at 25 and you probably have better coping skills.
Iām about to hit 30 and Iām having more fun than I ever had in my teens-20s, finally in a good place financially, mentally, emotionally, physically. Kill thatĀ āitās downhill after 25ā shit, lifeās just beginning.
reblog to lose 15 pounds by may 31st
Yes please lmao
pls pls pls, gotta lose all this weight again
idk if thoseĀ āspellsā work butā¦ā¦ā¦. somehow itās working, is it a placebo? anyways 10 lbs weight loss spell!
like to charge
reblog to release
Here's your friendly reminder to turn your room into your safe place. Hang posters from your favourite movies and musicians. Put fairy lights on the ceilings and hang flowers from the walls. Play music that makes you feel like you're in a coming of age film.. Romanticise the fuck out of everyday life because it's all we got ā”
im always confused about many things and stuff.