There's no place like home.

Alysha Nett ~ Just a city girl from Kansas. Aim is alyshasha [[not alysha in any way!]]

[donghit-deactivated20140901]

Send me a letter

A: I jerked it to your selfies

B: I jacked off to your selfies

C: I masturbated to your selfies

D: Your selfies gave me sexual pleasure

E: Your selfies made me orgasm

F: I came while looking at your selfies

[westernkanye]

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

[uh-lee-shaw-blog]

Aim: alyshasha

[higgitusfiggitus]

I want to be the last person who ever kisses you… That sounds bad, like a death threat or something. What I’m trying to say is, you’re it. This is it for me.

Eleanor & Park, Rainbow Rowell  (via fuckoff-mondays)

[vincentvangoghawayfromme]

Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh

Art thieves in a bank robbery  (via fourdaisies)

[illiteratedad]

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

[brbnvm-blog]

#fuck her right in the pussy

#fuck her right in the pussy

[snorlaxatives]

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

[cryonetics]

What a turn on.

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

someone give me a job

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i was thinking something in retail

[meladoodle]

i was raised by my father, my mother left before i was born

[gilmooores]

[uh-lee-shaw-blog]

[makexxxx]

Alysha Nett

[photow]

Things You Didn’t Know about Lesbian Sex

[okaytrue]

[uh-lee-shaw-blog]

so funny story

I really wanna attack someone's neck with my lips

[uh-lee-shaw-blog]

don't get me started on the scratchy-ness of louis's voice