Surprise Mothafucka

@uhoh-bineysmad

Almost none of my friends watch Dexter, so I made this blog to satisfy my Dark Passenger without driving my friends insane. I love Deb, Batista, and Masuka. I hate Laguerta and Quinn. Right after an episode airs, my thoughts are pretty incoherent, but by the next day I'm usually fine. If you have any theories, or disagree with something I say, you can leave me a message. And in case you forget, I'll remind you from time to time haha

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Lost some followers :(

BUT the new season of Dexter is airing this Summer?!?

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Deb ‘fucking’ Morgan

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FINALLY got the "Power Saw to the People Poster" at a Secret Santa and I thought of all my lovely followers

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHAFUCKERS

and all the other holidays I missed. My apologies for the absence. I know you're all heartbroken. Now that the season's over, I'm not gonna be on here as much, so what better time than now for some shameless self-promotion??

THIS right here is my "personal" blog. Basically where I post about the things I like that aren't Dexter. Breaking Bad, HIMYM, Streetlight, Mumford (and his sons), The Office, and others. So if you miss seeing posts from me, which I'm sure you all do, I'll be over there more often. So yeah. Don't all go follow me at once

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This is actually really funny

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“They make it look so easy, connecting with another human being”

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Deb: I'm figuring this out as i go along Dexter. And if we're going to do this, we're going to do this all the way. We're going to eat together, watch TV together, we're going to drive to fuckin' work together.

Dexter: Hope you have a big shower.