Hakuna Matata?

Yasuhiro Hagakure |22?| PROUD MEMBER OF THE ALPHA MALE DONG SQUAD!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

i'm. i'm sorry, yasuhiro. i don't deserve to be forgiven but i am sorry because you didn't deserve this. i. didn't want you to feel bad at all, that was never my plan, i promise.

m-….makoto it’s not your fault it was NEVER YOUR FAULT!! DON’T YOU DARE BLAME YOURSELF I’M…

…(i’m too old for all of you, anyway.)

[leggynaegi-blog]

yasu… it is my fault though. there’s no way around that fact. [he frowned, looking down to the ground] i’ll. make everything up to you. you’re perfectly good and fine and lovable and… you. you honestly would deserve better than me anyways.

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

n-no...! not at all! the bad end dads and moms wouldn’t’ve turned out that way if i deserved better...! you’re the one that deserves better! byakuyachii doesn’t remember us, so that’s why he just doesn’t care, and i’m okay with that not everybody needs to remember!!

...s-so just makes sure that he keeps you happy, okay? i’ll support you no matter what ‘cause that’s all i’m good for!! i can see the brightest future no matter where you go, starbound!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

[BURSTS INTO WHERE HAJIME IS AND GASPS.] is my boy okay?? who hurt you?!

[hajimbo-blog1]

[THE POOR BOY IS STARTLED AND JUMPS A FOOT IN THE AIR] [He turns his head towards his voice.]

H-Hagakure? I’m okay…I think?

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

[HE STRAIGHT-UP SPRINTS TOWARDS HAJIME AND LIFTS HIS POOR ASS UP INTO THE AIR, HUGGING HIM REAL CLOSE AND TIGHT.]

i’msosorryileftyou. i’msogladyoureokandalive--!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

i'm. i'm sorry, yasuhiro. i don't deserve to be forgiven but i am sorry because you didn't deserve this. i. didn't want you to feel bad at all, that was never my plan, i promise.

m-....makoto it's not your fault it was NEVER YOUR FAULT!! DON'T YOU DARE BLAME YOURSELF I'M......(i'm too old for all of you, anyway.)

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

[BURSTS INTO WHERE HAJIME IS AND GASPS.] is my boy okay?? who hurt you?!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

[Waiting around is...so boring! But he promised to be there the SECOND Hajime wakes up not only to apologize, but to make up not being there when he needed him most in every way that he possibly could...!] come on...! wake up already!! 😖😖

[togamiheir-blog]

Makoto… [He noticed a bit of blood and slight swelling on Naegi’s lip. It took every fiber of his being not to throw in a flirtatious line or two about kissing it better and resist the urge to lick the small wound. That just didn’t feel appropriate at the time, so he settled on gently running his fingers over Naegi’s lips and urging him to lick them himself.] Mm. I thought that may have been the case. It’s just an honest misunderstanding, is all. No need to get worked up. [He ran his fingers through Naegi’s hair and turned his gaze to Hagakure, unable to hide the small sense of satisfaction in his expression but still trying to appear genuine.] I’m sorry for the disappointment, my friend. You couldn’t be dating someone who is unaware of your interpretation of the relationship. But I do pity you. I can’t imagine the sting of missing out on the privilege of dating such a magnificent boy.

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

oh..........yes..........yes, okay! [his grin is wide, not at all compensating for what he feels inside which is depression and disappointment!]

i understand 100% completely! there's absolutely no reason to be worried about me at all i'm...! going to wait for hajime to wake up, alright? just let me know if either of you need anything!! goodbye!!!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

d…did hajime…really die? again? i thought we could. we could stop it and!! no, no that’s NOT TRUE! i! i gotta find hajime in the void so he can come back safely and without despair!! I’LL BE IN MY ROOM IF ANYONE NEEDS ME.

…I’M ALSO OPEN TO POSSESSION HAJIME SO IF YOU WANNA!! GO FOR IT!

[imrealbastards-blog]

UWA-HAHAHA!! Somebody died?! And I didn’t even have to do anything!!

Who’s the culprit?! I gotta smooch ‘em! Ueehee…

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

AAAAAAAAHAHAH!!!!!! GO AWAY GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

d...did hajime...really die? again? i thought we could. we could stop it and!! no, no that's NOT TRUE! i! i gotta find hajime in the void so he can come back safely and without despair!! I'LL BE IN MY ROOM IF ANYONE NEEDS ME. ...I'M ALSO OPEN TO POSSESSION HAJIME SO IF YOU WANNA!! GO FOR IT!

[leggynaegi-blog]

[yikes][sweating nervously][against wall][backing towards exit silently][until he trips over a power cord and falls flat on his face][rip in ahoge]

[togamiheir-blog]

AH!? [he turned abruptly 2 see naegi kun on the ground.. he run toward him and sit, holding naegi nd gently rub his face.] are u ok makoto? pls.. be more careful…

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

i...cant believe this im.. .im loved you makoto.......im loved u both lots....how could this have happened.....and im love togami too!!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

I’M GONNA FIGHT A BITCH. HE STOLE M'BOY. GIMMIE HIM BACK.

@togamiheir

[togamiheir-blog]

excuse me, what r u rambling on about ya bloody dope monger

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND, YOU MONKEY ASSWIPE. GIVE HIM BACK OR I’LL BURN A PILE OF MONEY RIGHT IN FRONT YOU.

[togamiheir-blog]

your insults r creative, ill give u that. but please cease this Incessant Yelling nd explain to me what exactly ur problem is, bucko, bc i am in possession of no ones boyfriend but my own nd ur making my ears bleed

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

makoto…!! makoto is MY boyfriend you ultimate HACK! give him back right this instant!

[togamiheir-blog]

ohoho youre real funny my guy but there is no way in hell im going 2 “give him” to you like hes a little toy u want ur turn to play with if he wants to hang out w/ u then he very well can but not fr the next few days because hell be with MEEEEEE retreating out into the wilderness for our romantic getaway bc we are What? boyfriends. thts right bitch ask him urself hell tell u, hes My Boyfriend 👏👏👏👏👏

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

No you overhyped Benjamin garbage can, wipe your ass.with 1000 YEN.BOT C

MY.BOYFRIEND. get your own or i will call the cops on your crusty dick.ass!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[togamiheir-blog]

B O I what dont u UNDERSTAND abt “hes my boyfriend”??? git off my ass! giet!!! OFF MMY AS. I WILL REPORT U TO THE AUTHORITIES.

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

NoooNonono! You are mistaken friend you are absolutely mistaken YOU’VE GOT THAT WRONG BITCH

[togamiheir-blog]

O k ay Hagakure O.K. then Pray Tell, how did u and My Boyfriend becaome “”“boyfriends”“” as u Claim, howd tha happen? are u implying Naegi is. Unfaithful??? Is tht it u Filthy Mongrel? Are u slandering hsi Good Name?

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

WE BECAME BOYFRIENDS WHEN...! i came back from the dead!! he!! kissed me amd told me he said he said im love you yasihiro!! and! and hes my technical husband and you're! Youre aaalos my te chnical husband!!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

I’M GONNA FIGHT A BITCH. HE STOLE M'BOY. GIMMIE HIM BACK.

@togamiheir

[togamiheir-blog]

excuse me, what r u rambling on about ya bloody dope monger

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND, YOU MONKEY ASSWIPE. GIVE HIM BACK OR I’LL BURN A PILE OF MONEY RIGHT IN FRONT YOU.

[togamiheir-blog]

your insults r creative, ill give u that. but please cease this Incessant Yelling nd explain to me what exactly ur problem is, bucko, bc i am in possession of no ones boyfriend but my own nd ur making my ears bleed

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

makoto…!! makoto is MY boyfriend you ultimate HACK! give him back right this instant!

[togamiheir-blog]

ohoho youre real funny my guy but there is no way in hell im going 2 “give him” to you like hes a little toy u want ur turn to play with if he wants to hang out w/ u then he very well can but not fr the next few days because hell be with MEEEEEE retreating out into the wilderness for our romantic getaway bc we are What? boyfriends. thts right bitch ask him urself hell tell u, hes My Boyfriend 👏👏👏👏👏

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

No you overhyped Benjamin garbage can, wipe your ass.with 1000 YEN.BOT C

MY.BOYFRIEND. get your own or i will call the cops on your crusty dick.ass!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[togamiheir-blog]

B O I what dont u UNDERSTAND abt “hes my boyfriend”??? git off my ass! giet!!! OFF MMY AS. I WILL REPORT U TO THE AUTHORITIES.

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

NoooNonono! You are mistaken friend you are absolutely mistaken YOU'VE GOT THAT WRONG BITCH

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

I’M GONNA FIGHT A BITCH. HE STOLE M'BOY. GIMMIE HIM BACK.

@togamiheir

[togamiheir-blog]

excuse me, what r u rambling on about ya bloody dope monger

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND, YOU MONKEY ASSWIPE. GIVE HIM BACK OR I’LL BURN A PILE OF MONEY RIGHT IN FRONT YOU.

[togamiheir-blog]

your insults r creative, ill give u that. but please cease this Incessant Yelling nd explain to me what exactly ur problem is, bucko, bc i am in possession of no ones boyfriend but my own nd ur making my ears bleed

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

makoto…!! makoto is MY boyfriend you ultimate HACK! give him back right this instant!

[togamiheir-blog]

ohoho youre real funny my guy but there is no way in hell im going 2 “give him” to you like hes a little toy u want ur turn to play with if he wants to hang out w/ u then he very well can but not fr the next few days because hell be with MEEEEEE retreating out into the wilderness for our romantic getaway bc we are What? boyfriends. thts right bitch ask him urself hell tell u, hes My Boyfriend 👏👏👏👏👏

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

No you overhyped Benjamin garbage can, wipe your ass.with 1000 YEN.BOT C

MY.BOYFRIEND. get your own or i will call the cops on your crusty dick.ass!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

I’M GONNA FIGHT A BITCH. HE STOLE M'BOY. GIMMIE HIM BACK.

@togamiheir

[togamiheir-blog]

excuse me, what r u rambling on about ya bloody dope monger

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND, YOU MONKEY ASSWIPE. GIVE HIM BACK OR I’LL BURN A PILE OF MONEY RIGHT IN FRONT YOU.

[togamiheir-blog]

your insults r creative, ill give u that. but please cease this Incessant Yelling nd explain to me what exactly ur problem is, bucko, bc i am in possession of no ones boyfriend but my own nd ur making my ears bleed

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

makoto...!! makoto is MY boyfriend you ultimate HACK! give him back right this instant!

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

WAIT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HAJIMECHII?? Is...Is he okay? My boy...? Lovely, sweet boy...?

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

I’M GONNA FIGHT A BITCH. HE STOLE M'BOY. GIMMIE HIM BACK.

@togamiheir

[togamiheir-blog]

excuse me, what r u rambling on about ya bloody dope monger

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND, YOU MONKEY ASSWIPE. GIVE HIM BACK OR I'LL BURN A PILE OF MONEY RIGHT IN FRONT YOU.

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

I'M GONNA FIGHT A BITCH. HE STOLE M'BOY. GIMMIE HIM BACK. @togamiheir

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

[Ah yes patpats, good.]

i-i’m glad that i can understand you too, hajime!! if this is how you feel all the time, then i’ll personally make sure you never feel down about yourself ever again by maybe…!

maybe i can teach you how to use my talent! yeah!

[hajimbo-blog1]

I’d just appreciate it if you can see how much having a talent meant to me. Now that I have one, I feel… so happy? I’d like it if you could show or at least tell me how to control things…

If you want, I can help you be normal.

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

i’m sure once we spend more time together, i’ll see how much having a talent means to you! a-and even if it’s just clairvoyance that makes you happy, then i’ll show you the full extend of what you can do even if it probably isn’t exactly what you had in mind!!!

it’s the least i can do now that we’re swapped!

[hajimbo-blog1]

Likewise, I’ll make sure you can be comfortable. It might just be my personality, but I probably make it worse sounding than it is… 

As a clairvoyant I just expected to do fortune telling and well… I guess be high all the time, since that’s the impression you gave me. What else do you do? 

[ultimateclairvoyass-blog]

well it's a lot more than just fortune telling, but let's start you off with the basics. [yasuhiro squats down on the floor.]

SQUAT.

[and then he presses the fingers and palms of his hands together tight.]

AND PRAY.

YA SQUAT, AND YA PRAY!!