I'm Real, Bastards.

Hey!! I'm Monokuma!! 💖 (im trip!! rp blog with @dingusrompus)

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@imrealbastards

Can I pick you up and cuddle you?

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Why, of course! How could I refuse such a wholesome request? [He waddles his fat little body on over to Ryouko and reaches up.]

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Uuoooaahh... Do you hate me, Hagakure? Hope I die? Do you... wanna kill me yourself...?

Or maybe! You’re madly in love with me! You can’t face it... You can’t even bear to be in the same room!

Upupu... In love with the bear you hold responsible for so many of your friends deaths...? What an internal conflict that is!!

Huah! Huah! This passion... it’s overwhelming!

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d…did hajime…really die? again? i thought we could. we could stop it and!! no, no that’s NOT TRUE! i! i gotta find hajime in the void so he can come back safely and without despair!! I’LL BE IN MY ROOM IF ANYONE NEEDS ME.

…I’M ALSO OPEN TO POSSESSION HAJIME SO IF YOU WANNA!! GO FOR IT!

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UWA-HAHAHA!! Somebody died?! And I didn’t even have to do anything!!

Who’s the culprit?! I gotta smooch ‘em! Ueehee...

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@imrealbastards Monokuma these are your students too! Please do something about this! Also stop telling everyone we’re related!

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Uwa-wah?! What's goin' on, my dear sweet lil' sis?

Puhu...

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“Powerless”?! That’s a stretch!! I can do lots of powerful things! Like, uh… I can bend a spoon! Not with my mind, though. Just like… normally… with my paws. Pretty awesome though, huh? Yeah! Don’t mess with THIS BEAR! [He wiggles around more aggressively.] Ggrhh!

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Wow, really? That’d be something… since you’re so soft and small, you look… weak, I guess.

[She crouches down and places him on the floor, slipping her bag off her back and taking out a spoon for whatever reason] Yup, it’s here.. Okay. [She just. gives him the spoon] Here you go. Bend it, please. I wanna see..

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Ohoho, if you say so, Missy! [He takes the spoon from her and...]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

GSHRGGHRHGHGHGRHGRHGHRGHHH!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaalrighty! All bent! How about that?! Pretty cool, huh?

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(( @ultimatemlg chiaki chan ill reply 2 our thread 2morrow at spme point when i am using my Portable Laptop Computer bc i wanna use images nd i have ideas also u are wonderful

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Ooo! [Pout!] But if I don’t mess things up even a little bit… Well, where’s the fun in that?! And as for who’s controllin’ me… I’m just a bear! How should I know all that technical stuff?! [He grips Chiaki’s arms and kicks his little legs back and forth.] Gggrh, would ya put me down?! My armpits are startin’ to hurt!!

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Oh… [She tilts her head] You’re pretty feisty, aren’t you? [Despite his flailing, she continues to hold him]

You’re not escaping or anything… wow, so you really don’t have any tricks up your sleeve? Maybe… you ended up here just like the rest of us? 

Are you… powerless?

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“Powerless”?! That’s a stretch!! I can do lots of powerful things! Like, uh... I can bend a spoon! Not with my mind, though. Just like... normally... with my paws. Pretty awesome though, huh? Yeah! Don't mess with THIS BEAR! [He wiggles around more aggressively.] Ggrhh!

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Uaaahh!! You look scary, Chiaki! Please! Spare me! 💦 I’ll be good! [He squirms with his paws on his face, sweating profusely.]

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… I still don’t trust you… you know?

[She slides her hands under his arms and lifts him up, gazing sternly]

Who’s even controlling you…? You’re not going to mess this place up.. I won’t allow that. 

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Ooo! [Pout!] But if I don't mess things up even a little bit... Well, where's the fun in that?! And as for who's controllin' me... I'm just a bear! How should I know all that technical stuff?! [He grips Chiaki's arms and kicks his little legs back and forth.] Gggrh, would ya put me down?! My armpits are startin' to hurt!!

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…..

who let monokuma here.

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Uaaahh!! You look scary, Chiaki! Please! Spare me! 💦 I'll be good! [He squirms with his paws on his face, sweating profusely.]

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Uehehe! Those are some funky moves! That sounds absolutely killer, though, Miss Ryoko! How do ya deal with that? Do ya just write stuff down all the time? That’s gotta be exhausting! I’d never wanna do that! I bet you never get bored since everything’s always new and interesting to you, though! And if you did get bored it’s not like you’d remember it. Haha! You’re a hoot, lady! I bet you’re real fun at parties!

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“Haha! Yeah, pretty much! I keep it on me all the time! If anyone stole it and edited it, I wouldn’t even be able to tell since I would be unsure if I really wrote it in or not!” Ryoko said, giving her secret away to the worse person possible.

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Waha!! So you mean to tell me that if someone were to take your notebook and write down, oh I dunno, "My name is actually DumpsterGal 5000," you'd have no choice but to believe it!? That's so crazy! You'd go around introducing yourself with such a stupid name! Uahaha!! There's so much a terribly evil person could do with that! Not someone like me. I'm a sweet and caring little bear. (Not to mention cute!) You can trust me not to mess with it!

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Uehehe! Those are some funky moves! That sounds absolutely killer, though, Miss Ryoko! How do ya deal with that? Do ya just write stuff down all the time? That's gotta be exhausting! I'd never wanna do that! I bet you never get bored since everything's always new and interesting to you, though! And if you did get bored it's not like you'd remember it. Haha! You're a hoot, lady! I bet you're real fun at parties!

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Hey!! What’s goin’ on with you weird kids?! I’ve been hearin’ a lotta commotion lately… but since I’m just a harmless lil ol’ bear I decided to… keep my paws out of it for a while!

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“Oh my god! A talking bear! A cute talking bear! Wow! This place gets better and better! My name is Ryoko!” She bows to greet the esteemed bear.

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Don’t trust him, Ryoko.

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“But… But he is so cute… I want to hug him!”

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Uuhuhu! Why, I was starting to think none of you were gonna be nice to me! [He blushes and does a little dance.] But you’re totally right, Miss Ryoko! I am cute!! And I could talk all day! ❤ Aren’t you just head over heels for me? I’m so adorable and charming, I think I’m falling for myself! Nyohoho!

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Ryoko watches the dance with joy and joins in. She ignores Mukuro. Who wants to listen to a nay sayer like her! This is the real fun. Dancing with a mechanical bear.

“Oh… What is your name?” She asked, not stopping dancing.

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[The rambunctious bear continues his funky jig.] I'm Monokuma! I'm a fuzzy lil' bear who is oh, so harmless and just hates being bored! [He does a little spin.] I have a passion for keeping things fun and interesting! I hope you're ready to party, girly!

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the most effective way to spread despair

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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How dare you make me hear that with my own two ears

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[screams and starts running to the other side of the room]

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Hey!! What’s goin’ on with you weird kids?! I’ve been hearin’ a lotta commotion lately… but since I’m just a harmless lil ol’ bear I decided to… keep my paws out of it for a while!

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“Oh my god! A talking bear! A cute talking bear! Wow! This place gets better and better! My name is Ryoko!” She bows to greet the esteemed bear.

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Don’t trust him, Ryoko.

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“But… But he is so cute… I want to hug him!”

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Uuhuhu! Why, I was starting to think none of you were gonna be nice to me! [He blushes and does a little dance.] But you're totally right, Miss Ryoko! I am cute!! And I could talk all day! ❤ Aren't you just head over heels for me? I'm so adorable and charming, I think I'm falling for myself! Nyohoho!

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the most effective way to spread despair

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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Don’t make me step on you again, satan

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Awww… You guys are too cruel!! Is this any way to treat your adorable ex headmaster?? I’m just a regular cutie patootie bear now! I can be niiice! So come on! Be nice to mee!

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There’s no room for you here anymore. Please leave.

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We don’t want your horrible puns and dispair anymore

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Upupupu! I don’t think any of you wanted my unbearable puns and.. [He gestures to himself.] disbear… to begin with! Which really is too bad! You guys are really missing out if you think you don’t want me around. Appreciating things you’ve already convinced yourself are worthless is impossible! So go on and let yourselves have high hopes for me. If I don’t let you down, well, good for you! And if I do let you down… well, good for you again! Life is so much more exciting when you get to taste the despair of someone you had high hopes for letting you down!

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Hey!! What’s goin’ on with you weird kids?! I’ve been hearin’ a lotta commotion lately… but since I’m just a harmless lil ol’ bear I decided to… keep my paws out of it for a while!

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Please leave.

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Don’t make me step on you again, satan

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Awww… You guys are too cruel!! Is this any way to treat your adorable ex headmaster?? I’m just a regular cutie patootie bear now! I can be niiice! So come on! Be nice to mee!