They totally said these, right?

Incorrect Ultraman quotes, feel free to submit your own ideas.

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Sorato: I made cake!!! The ingredients were: twelve eggs! Kosei: What.

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Taiga: I am not locked the fuck in. I am locked the fuck out. Someone call a blacksmith.

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Zero: If we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong, I've had nothing but wins.

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Seven: Have you ever ridden a horse? Zero, riding it like a skateboard: Yeah. Seven: That's not how you ri- Zero, performing a kickflip on the horse: Check this out! Seven:...

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Jean-Bot: Alright, Plan A is we go in quietly. Glenfire: What's Plan B? Jean-Bot: You mess it up and we wing it. Mirror Knight: What plan are we on now? Jean-Bot, sighing: Plan Z. Glenfire: Z for "Zero punches everything". Zero: Works every time.

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Ayumu, to Kosei: Multiplies you by one. Kosei: Ack! I'm exactly the same but a process has occurred!

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Taro: Rule number one of wound care: Ignore ittttt! Mother of Ultra: DO NOT

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Glenfire: "Oh, but you wouldn't pirate -" Glenfire: Yes I would. I would steal anything from any company, anything in the world. Just because I hate them. Glenfire: Also I used to be a pirate.

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Shu: We have to save the world, Yuma-kun...

Yuma: But... but you're my world, Shu-san!

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Gento: Blazar was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Blazar: Shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Gento: Blazar, you ate a chair.

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Belial: Hello, Zero.

Zero: Belial. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.

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Zero: I will never trust Belial. He’s a venomous snake waiting to strike and you know what we do to snakes.

Glenfire: Chop their heads off, skin em & turn em into boots?

Zero: That’s stupid. Who’d want troll skin boots?

Jeanbot: You just said he was a snake.

Zero: The devil comes in many forms.

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Hebikura: Oh to be young and wild again. Yuka: ...How old are you again, captain? Hebikura: ...

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Ace: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation's not that easy. Jack: You don't often hear "popular" and "decapitation" in the same sentence.

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Zett: Ace told me life is like a game of chess. Haruki: We don't know how to play chess.

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Teppei: Stay calm! You already have everything you need to defeat this monster! Mebius: The power to believe in myself? Teppei: No, a sword! Stab it!

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Taro: I like to consider myself hip. Taiga: Uh... Fuma: You're like... a shoulder.