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@ultraviolence-aot
𝐀𝐎𝐓 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧!𝐛𝐟 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬
✞ ⋆ 𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡
✧ Attack on Titan men as nervous, inexperienced boyfriends discovering intimacy for the first time ✧ Oral giving, Oral receiving, Dry humping, Fingering ✧ These drabbles are set later in the timeline when the characters are older. None of the scenarios depict them as underage.
✞ ⋆ Eren Yeager
virgin!Eren who always talked big. “I’ll make you feel so good, you’ll never look at anyone else,” he’d said weeks ago, trying to puff up his chest and act like he knew what he was doing. But when it actually came down to it, when you were on your knees between his thighs, kissing the sensitive skin just below his belly button, all of that cocky bravado vanished.
virgin!Eren who swore up and down that he could handle it, but stiffens the moment he feels your lips against his dick. His hands grip the sheets, unsure if he should push or pull, overwhelmed by the warmth and wetness. “F-fuck” he tried, but every time you took him deeper, his words broke off into helpless gasps. He couldn’t keep still, hips twitching upward despite his best efforts, eyes squeezed shut as if it was all too much to take in.Every flick of your tongue makes him shiver, hips bucking subtly, and he moans softly, embarrassed but powerless to stop it. His chest rises too fast, eyes half-lidded, and when you tease the tip with your tongue, he swallows thickly, utterly lost in the sensation.
virgin!Eren when he finally spilled, it was with a desperate cry, whole body arching as though the pleasure was too much for him to bear. His chest heaved, sweat sticking to his hairline, and he stared at you with wide, dazed eyes, lips parted in disbelief. “I-I didn’t mean to… that fast,” he admitted hoarsely, embarrassed. But the way his cock twitched again when you licked your lips told you he was completely undone.
✞ ⋆ Jean Kirstein
virgin!Jean had been nervous all night, hands twitching like he wanted to touch you but didn’t know where to start. When you finally laid back, tugging him down your body, he swallowed hard, throat bobbing.
virgin!Jean who kissed his way down your stomach like he was stalling for courage, cheeks flushed and eyes darting up to check if you were okay. “I… I wanna try,” he admitted softly, spreading your thighs with hesitant fingers. His lips hovered just above you before he finally pressed a kiss to your soaked folds, shuddering at your taste. Your sharp gasp when he flicked your clit made his own cock twitch, and he repeated it, again and again, desperate to keep hearing you like that. Soon his hands were holding your thighs wide, keeping you from closing them around his head when his mouth grew bolder, sucking and licking like he was starved for you. His hand occasionally brushes your hips, thumb brushing your clit, and he grins sheepishly every time you gasp or mewl his name.
virgin!Jean when you gasped his name, fingers tangling in his hair, he nearly lost it. His cock strained against his jeans, throbbing painfully, but he didn’t care. All he could think about was you, the way you writhed under his mouth, the desperate noises spilling from your lips. He held you down when your hips jerked, tongue circling your clit with sloppy persistence until you came undone, trembling and gasping his name. When he finally pulled back, chin glistening, Jean looked wrecked, pupils blown and lips swollen. “Fuck,” he breathed, dazed. “I wanna do that again. And again. And again.”
✞ ⋆ Connie Springer
virgin!Connie who had tackled you onto the couch, tickling until you squirmed beneath him, both of you laughing breathlessly. But then his hips shifted, grinding down by accident, and the sound you made wasn’t laughter anymore. His breath hitched, and he froze, eyes wide. “Shit, I-sorry, I didn’t mean-” But then your hands tugged him back down, and his brain short-circuited. “F-fuck, okay,” he stammered, pressing against you again. The friction made his head spin, his cock straining painfully against his sweats. His forehead dropped to your shoulder, muffling a shaky groan as his hips rocked down harder.
virgin!Connie when the couch squeaked under your bodies, and his grip on your waist tightened, pulling you closer so he could chase the friction that made his head spin. “Fuck... y-you feel so good, even like this,” he stammered, muffling a whimper against your neck when your hips pushed back harder. He couldn’t control the way he rutted against you, messy and desperate, every brush of your heat through your clothes making him throb. Your little moans only spurred him on, and soon his movements were frantic, almost needy, grinding down like he wanted to melt into you. He didn’t care how clumsy it was, he was lost in the dizzy, overwhelming rush of finally having you like this, and he couldn’t get enough.
virgin!Connie when your thighs clenched around his hips, pulling him closer, and he whined, rutting against you with desperate urgency. Each thrust dragged his cock against the damp spot growing between your clothes, and it made him shiver all over. “I’m-shit, I-I can’t hold it-” he babbled, hips jerking faster until he came with a muffled cry into your neck, body trembling against yours. He stayed there, still grinding softly like he couldn’t stop. When he finally pulled back, face flushed and eyes hazy, he grinned sheepishly. “Uh… round two?”
✞ ⋆ Armin Arlert
virgin!Armin who's hands shook the first time you guided them down between your thighs. He looked at you like he was afraid of breaking something precious, blue eyes wide and shining in the low light. “Are you sure?” he whispered, voice almost pleading. But when you nodded, pressing his palm against your heat, his lips parted in awe. His fingers traced over your damp folds, hesitant, testing. The soft gasp you let out made his cheeks flush scarlet, and he swallowed hard before slipping one finger inside.
virgin!Armin when his breathing was shallowed, blue eyes darting between your flushed face and where his trembling fingers pumped inside you. When your moan slipped out, his lips parted in awe, encouraging him to curl his fingers to hit the right spots. His other hand spreads your thighs gently, fingertips brushing over your inner legs, leaving faint marks. Your thighs twitched around him, and the way your body clamped down had him nearly breathless, wide-eyed as he realised he was the one doing this to you. Each soft whimper you made made heat rushing to his dick, his movements turning steadier, more purposeful, until your hips were grinding against his hand.
virgin!Armin when his thumb brushed your clit accidentally, and you cried out, his breath hitched. “D-did I-? Was that good?” he stammered. At your nod, he repeated it, thumb circling while his fingers curled experimentally inside you. The way you gasped and grabbed at his wrist made his own head spin. “God, you’re beautiful like this,” he whispered, almost to himself, as you came undone on his hand. He pulled his fingers out slowly, staring at them glistening with your slick, then up at you with wide eyes, as if he couldn’t believe he’d just done that. “…I wanna learn everything about you,” he said softly, breathless, “every single way to make you feel like that.”
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So from what I read, theyre asking a judge to throw out the case on the grounds that: "if everyone we stole from chooses to join the class action against us, it would financially ruin our company and would also be a precedent for people to sue the OTHER ai companies too, and it would financially ruin THEM as well.
Their argument isn't "we didnt steal," or "we broke no laws by using their stuff without permission" ---- their argument is "but if you hold us legally liable for stealing their stuff, itll be super expensive for us :( "
Needless to say, i hope that the class action goes ahead, and i hope it finds the company legally and financially liable for a fucktonne of money, and I hope that every other AI company also gets sued and has to pay damages into bankruptcy.
sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc
i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth
where are the girlperverts… we need more girlperverts cmon
Armin x Reader (smut oneshot)
A sweet blonde haired boy ruins you in the bathroom of a party.
MATURE CONTENT!! SMUT
You glared across the room - eyes finding him immediately through the swarm of bodies. Dancing, grinding, laughing, drinking. So many people having the night of their lives. And there he was, nursing a beer, his arm draped around the shoulder of some blonde bimbo you couldn't remember the name of. She batted her eyes at him - a soft smirk playing at his lips.
guysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguys
i’m screaming look at bertholdt LOOK AT HIM 🤤🤤 (actually don’t that’s my man… 😝)
here’s the rest lmao, but omgggg 😭🤤 i actually am ravenous for this man i need him NOW 🫠🤤
Pt.1–Nerdmin Collage AU ❤️
AT THE SAME DAMM TIME
“Y/N?”
A familiar voice pulled you out from your own mind. You glanced up at the soft-spoken man in front of you. His shaggy blonde hair fell in front of his face, framing it perfectly. The flashing lights reflected off of the lense of his black-framed glasses.
Armin.
“Hey, I was looking for you.” He added with a smile. A light pink tint flushed his cheeks.
He looked… cute.
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