Tian the Medic

Sun Tianfeng/ Christian Sun Ultimate Ship Medic Mod: @firowisteria

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

Hello, Hello.

With family and close friends, my name is Sun Tianfeng. Around public areas, my name is Christian Sun. Either way, people just call me "Tian".

My crewmate, Luciano invited me to make a blog on Tumblr. He said that it matched my 'whimsy'. I couldn't refuse such an offer, so I made one for myself!

Tian's Report Card:

Date of Birth: December 25th Height: 5'7" (171cm) Age: 22 Weight: 150 lbs. Likes: Crocheting, Romance Novels Dislikes: Awkward Silence, Ginger Ale

Animal Motif: Turtle Dove Orientation: Demirose Queer Pronouns: he/him Nationality: Chinese Languages he speaks: Mandarin (First) and English (fluent) Name Meaning: Tianfeng = heavenly winds; Christian = followers of Christ; Sūn = Descendant/Grandson

Mod Rules: I'm the same mod for @sea-captain-jean and @ultimate-deckhand-luciano . And the rules for this blog stays the same. - NO NSFW asks - NO asks of malicious intent or bigotry - NO politics - OC and Canon Character interactions are welcomed - Lighthearted Satire is allowed

Have fun!

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

I have the one and only 24 Karat gold Valyabubu. Now, this is real 24 Karat gold, made in the form of a Valyabubu. Now, he weighs 200 grams. It cost me £20,000 to have him made. They melted down, basically, gold bars and they put it into a shaper thing, that was the shape of a Valyabubu. Um, obviously this little tassel here- that is just a gold bit of material, but the ring is also 24 Karat gold. Now the reason we had one made into 24 Karat gold is because they are going so viral all over the internet, we think that his worth will definitely, definitely skyrocket. So, here he is; he is the golden one, he is the chosen one, and he is 24 Karat gold.

[thevalyachurch]

This is a fake Valyabubu!!! It’s a valyafufu!!!!

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

What’s the difference??

[thevalyachurch]

Well the difference is that valyabubu is keeping our church alive and fake valafufus steal the money. It’s hard to keep a cult in this economy

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

Well in that case, I’ll just eat it. I like roasted labubu as a snack, so this shouldn’t be any different.

[ultimate-deckhand-luciano]

Why is our medic trying to out-freak Valya by eating a valya-shaped labubu 😭😭😭

PS, yes he is actually eating it

[quocomics]

I wouldn’t recommend consuming anything Valya related, since I recently discovered that Valya is a parasitic infection that I have. If you get infected you basically slowly go insane as all your thoughts get replaced with Valya… it’s like that parasite that makes rats go to cats.

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

…Yeah, I’m hurling that out.

Excuse me…

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

I have the one and only 24 Karat gold Valyabubu. Now, this is real 24 Karat gold, made in the form of a Valyabubu. Now, he weighs 200 grams. It cost me £20,000 to have him made. They melted down, basically, gold bars and they put it into a shaper thing, that was the shape of a Valyabubu. Um, obviously this little tassel here- that is just a gold bit of material, but the ring is also 24 Karat gold. Now the reason we had one made into 24 Karat gold is because they are going so viral all over the internet, we think that his worth will definitely, definitely skyrocket. So, here he is; he is the golden one, he is the chosen one, and he is 24 Karat gold.

[thevalyachurch]

This is a fake Valyabubu!!! It’s a valyafufu!!!!

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

What’s the difference??

[thevalyachurch]

Well the difference is that valyabubu is keeping our church alive and fake valafufus steal the money. It’s hard to keep a cult in this economy

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

Well in that case, I’ll just eat it. I like roasted labubu as a snack, so this shouldn’t be any different.

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

I have the one and only 24 Karat gold Valyabubu. Now, this is real 24 Karat gold, made in the form of a Valyabubu. Now, he weighs 200 grams. It cost me £20,000 to have him made. They melted down, basically, gold bars and they put it into a shaper thing, that was the shape of a Valyabubu. Um, obviously this little tassel here- that is just a gold bit of material, but the ring is also 24 Karat gold. Now the reason we had one made into 24 Karat gold is because they are going so viral all over the internet, we think that his worth will definitely, definitely skyrocket. So, here he is; he is the golden one, he is the chosen one, and he is 24 Karat gold.

[thevalyachurch]

This is a fake Valyabubu!!! It’s a valyafufu!!!!

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

What’s the difference??

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

*You pulled for a valyabubu*

You got a puppy Valyabubu!!!!

I CURRENTLY have the only and only puppy Valyabubu.

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

Do you want to pull for a Valyabubu?

Sure, why not.

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

I have the one and only 24 Karat gold Valyabubu. Now, this is real 24 Karat gold, made in the form of a Valyabubu. Now, he weighs 200 grams. It cost me £20,000 to have him made. They melted down, basically, gold bars and they put it into a shaper thing, that was the shape of a Valyabubu. Um, obviously this little tassel here- that is just a gold bit of material, but the ring is also 24 Karat gold. Now the reason we had one made into 24 Karat gold is because they are going so viral all over the internet, we think that his worth will definitely, definitely skyrocket. So, here he is; he is the golden one, he is the chosen one, and he is 24 Karat gold.

[thevalyachurch]

You get a Valyabubu👍

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

I need a golden version of this…

[sea-captain-jean]

[ultimate-deckhand-luciano]

Your number, bubby 💗

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

boooo cheesy

Tomato

Tomato

Tomato

[sea-captain-jean]

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

Our captain asks one simple question. Please reply, everyone.

[sea-captain-jean]

*Gives you & your crew funfetti cupcakes because it’s my birthday*

Happy birthday!!! 🎁🎉

[ultimate-deckhand-luciano]

HAPPY BDAY!!! 🎉🥳

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

Happy birthday!!! 🎊 🎂🎈

[sea-captain-jean]

Okay crew! Let's make a sandwich!

I'll start: Bread.

[the-pham-ily-ask-blog]

L: Period blood.

[rozenmarine-answers]

A Broom :)

[brenda-miller-forreal]

A Grocery Cart Filled with Boxes of Baking Soda!

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

A jar full of peanut butter.

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

@butler-saito

Hey, Saito. I haven't talked with you for a while. How about we have time between friends? I was thinking about a walk at the park, but my options are open if you have something else in mind.

[butler-saito]

Why…you remembered me? I thought nobody noticed when Tozu made me his personal servant.

I am honored, my friend. A walk in the park sounds lovely.

Even more than lovely, perfect.

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

To be honest, it did start with overhearing a stranger's conversation about chocolate, and I correlated that to you.

And I'm still thankful that you've come and served me without a price. I'm glad I've gotten to meet you.

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

@butler-saito

Hey, Saito. I haven't talked with you for a while. How about we have time between friends? I was thinking about a walk at the park, but my options are open if you have something else in mind.

[theultimateidol]

Moderator’s Note!

ren harumi and seafoam casting wizard money gang spells so that ren harumi will be protected from all spells and potions from other witches!!

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

tian tuah

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

"Tian, are you there? It's me, Mayari! We need help!"

[ Mayari rushes over while carrying something small in her hands, her hair glowing in white with blue and her eyes blue filled with worry. ]

Mayari? What is it?!

[yunikyuuuu]

"It's Hazel! ( @ultimate-assistant ) We don't know how or why, but she said that she woke up like this!"

[ Mayari shows Tian that in her hands lies a shrunken Ultimate Assistant, Hazel. ]

"I tried to find either you or Matteo to fix this, but you're the person that I just came across first."

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

*He whispers to himself* Oh, she is only the kee-YUTEST little critters.

I'll check my pharmacy and see what I can do. For now, keep her safe.

[yunikyuuuu]

[ As her hair and eyes turn back to brown upon hearing this and the ship medic's whispers, Mayari replies. ]

"Okay. Thanks, Tian! ......And I agree what you just whispered to yourself."

[ultimate-assistant]

[ mini-hazel blinks, looking up at mayari. ] “ what did mr. sun whisper to himself…? “ [ she asked, tilting her head slightly. ]

[yunikyuuuu]

"He said that you're the cutest little critter."

[ Mayari immediately replies without any hesitation. ]

[ultimate-assistant]

” a—-ah, really…? well, thank you both, but… nevermind, actually… “

[yunikyuuuu]

"Hm? What is it?"

[ She asks as she sits on the floor, waiting for Tian to come back from his pharmacy. ]

"You don't think of yourself as that, do you?"

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

I have something that will help you.

*He gives Mayari a vile and talks to Hazel ( @ultimate-assistant )*

I advise you to take a little of this at a time for 3 days. That should being you back to normal by then.

[ultimate-assistant]

[ hazel nods. ] “ a little for three days… thank you for this, mr. sun. “ [ she isn’t even questioning how he has a cure for suddenly growing incredibly tiny… if only she knew how this even happened to her. ]

[ … actually, she does want to question it. ]

“ … um… say, if i may ask—- do you have an idea of how i got this way? even a theory is fine, i’m simply wondering… “

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

Hmm... Ever since I've gone on this app, there were surprisingly weird things happening among everyone. For example, people turning into plushies, the Captain as an example.

That's all I know, for now.

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

"Tian, are you there? It's me, Mayari! We need help!"

[ Mayari rushes over while carrying something small in her hands, her hair glowing in white with blue and her eyes blue filled with worry. ]

Mayari? What is it?!

[yunikyuuuu]

"It's Hazel! ( @ultimate-assistant ) We don't know how or why, but she said that she woke up like this!"

[ Mayari shows Tian that in her hands lies a shrunken Ultimate Assistant, Hazel. ]

"I tried to find either you or Matteo to fix this, but you're the person that I just came across first."

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

*He whispers to himself* Oh, she is only the kee-YUTEST little critters.

I'll check my pharmacy and see what I can do. For now, keep her safe.

[yunikyuuuu]

[ As her hair and eyes turn back to brown upon hearing this and the ship medic's whispers, Mayari replies. ]

"Okay. Thanks, Tian! ......And I agree what you just whispered to yourself."

[ultimate-assistant]

[ mini-hazel blinks, looking up at mayari. ] “ what did mr. sun whisper to himself…? “ [ she asked, tilting her head slightly. ]

[yunikyuuuu]

"He said that you're the cutest little critter."

[ Mayari immediately replies without any hesitation. ]

[ultimate-assistant]

” a—-ah, really…? well, thank you both, but… nevermind, actually… “

[yunikyuuuu]

"Hm? What is it?"

[ She asks as she sits on the floor, waiting for Tian to come back from his pharmacy. ]

"You don't think of yourself as that, do you?"

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

I have something that will help you.

*He gives Mayari a vile and talks to Hazel ( @ultimate-assistant )*

I advise you to take a little of this at a time for 3 days. That should being you back to normal by then.