midnight makings.

MARGOT. ♡ SHE/HER. if you don't like eggs, fuck you.

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i just woke up.

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my icon looks nice.

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who wants to make hard-boiled eggs with me?

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deadgurlofficial:

*crawls out of a vending machine* i have quah-li-tee content… so if u wanna promo me ALso…………….

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everyone seems to know that i like eggs.

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arkansas is really boring.

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deadgurlofficial:

we got an egg enthusiast in our midst 

i wouldn’t call me an enthusiast.

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deadgurlofficial:

@unabsolve how cum ur txt tag is egg

you forgot the period between the e and the g. i like eggs, though.

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mothrafucker:

hey yeah that’s true. good idea. maybe together we can finally fix this economy.

not sure. maybe i’ll figure it out after a good night’s rest.

we should fix this economy. where do we start?

get one of those. i only get good day’s rests though.

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mothrafucker:

hey yeah the nuances and complexity of language is nearly as dangerous as this economy. i might also have to look at these loans through a digital device.

hey yeah sure. how can i help?

i could argue that those things are more dangerous than this economy. maybe you have to put them behind screens, also.

can you recall when you first began to suspect that i liked eggs?

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that’s a really big swear word right on my dashboard. fu*k.

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mothrafucker:

hey that’s true. i should really screen my loans before taking them out. you’re cool thanks for looking out for me. we all need to look out for each other in this economy.

hey yeah i have no idea. some things have to remain a mystery.

definitely screen your loans. what kind of taking them out are you talking about now? there are a lot of meanings behind that phrase so i’d be careful if i were you, especially in this economy. this is a dangerous economy.

i have to figure it out. you should help.

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mothrafucker:

oh hey that’s true thanks you’re helpful. i don’t want a loan that’s so ungrateful it can’t appreciate a burger place. whatever loan i take out has to appreciate the classics.

hey yeah we may never know.

i try my best to be helpful in this economy. yeah, sometime’s loans are pretty bad dates. you have to have a good eye. watch out for the ones that might take you out, and not to any ball game or any dinner place.

i want to know, though. how would we find out?

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mothrafucker:

hey yeah that’s true. i’ll take out a loan next time i’m in town thanks.

hey well you may find i’m pretty perceptive and can pick up on what’s not always directly spoken. something about you suggested you like eggs, and i picked up on it. couldn’t explain what.

you have to be careful about where you take your loans out to, though. some of them don’t like fancy diners, but others will probably start crying if you take them somewhere timeless like whataburger.

that’s fascinating. i wonder what it was that gave it away.

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mothrafucker: 

hey yeah thanks good advice. i’ll keep that in mind. it’s kind of hard to get back in the game because i need motivation to invest back into it. almost seems like the system is rigged.

also do you like eggs?

take a motivation loan. it’s pretty rigged, but what can you do about a society and an economy structure so brokenly founded on these concepts?

i like eggs, yeah. how’d you know?

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@mothrafucker no, that’s wrong. the egg came first.

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mothrafucker:

hey yeah no idea. i invested heavily in motivation and it bottomed out. dead market. i’m pretty much in financial ruin. doing pretty okay though.

huh. did you invest in intrinsic or extrinsic motivation? apparently one of those is performing pretty well, but i don’t remember which one it is. you should try another market and pull one of those moves where you make even more money back.