Message from my dearest friend.
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.Ā Even the cheap stuff is beginning to taste good.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like Iām cracking a safe
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still havenāt decided where to go for Easter āā The Living Room or The Bedroom
Ā PS: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I donāt think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks weād go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dogā¦.. we laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantineā¦..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat
Iām so excited ā itās time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. Iām getting tired of Los Livingroom.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said āI hope I donāt have the same teacher next yearāā¦. Iām offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
Ā REMEMBER, NO STORM LASTS FOREVER. HOLD ON, BE BRAVEā¦Ā
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