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its hansen ☻ transmasc ☻ 3RTY!

[b4rfbrain]

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tomorrow im making the nuns polenta from fresh corn. and grilled cheese sandwiches, with tomato jam inside! garnished w fresh basil and parmesan

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the time i was rejecting a guy id just hooked up w bc he asked if we would again and he said he understood but could we be friends and i made a 😬face on instinct and he was like ouch and i was like i have a lot of friends who are important to me to keep up w already and he said he understood but he meant more like if we saw each other in the street wed say hi and i was like yeah i can say yes to that and then he asked could he squeeze my boobs one more time and i said yeah of course if you ever see me on the street again you can squeeze my boobs

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im working on a disco playlist for work the nuns will either love or hate

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i think the love thing has broken in me. its not just that i dont feel it for anyone in particular for years now its that now i see an older married couple, obviously together many several years, lean over for a very comfortable, presumed kiss, patting each others backs and knees, and i think god how disgusting. what was that??? why was that my first thought

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i actually dont even mind being advertised to when its food. why yes i would like to know about that

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i want to TAKE A NAP but im NEARING THE END OF MY WORK BREAK!!😱

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had the thought i wanted a hot beverage tht was rich and milky like a cup of coffee right at bedtime. realized i had ONE PACK of marshmallow lovers hot cocoa left! thats god working miracles

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do you ever find yourself subject to a shoulder injury and the only vigorous activity u can recall subjecting that shoulder to is jackin it

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sooooooooooooooooo bored. should i develop a genuine crush on dl trade from the cvs by my house

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hes made plans w and ghosted me twice weve never fucked yet after talking for weeks bc he keeps ghosting the plans. i ended up falling in love w the ac repairman at my job that ill never see again instead

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i-spy spooky mansion deluxe (2005)

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i love talking to my therapist abt doing illegal stuff. and then every time i see her shes like hows the illegal stuff been going? yeah? good? nice...

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i wish so badly i would meet someone who makes me feel alive again romantically. it feels so dead and gone for me

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korean cold spicy noodles...tomato shrimp soup...erewhon copycat salad...jalapeno agave chips and salsa...kings hawaiian ube coconut buttered rolls...anything else i can get you? a store brand cola, a passion fruit juice?

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Harley Davidson??

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i had a dream last night that i got my pussy stitched tighter. even tho everybody says its already too tight. in the dream i was like noooo im never gonna be able to fuck again. well what do you think it means

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all ive been thinking abt since my sugar daddy left me DESTITUTE is eating an oyster....and guess what...after scrupulously scraping and saving for 1 and a half calendar months, she finally has oyster money again...oh mommys hungryy..