it's fresh, it's meat, you're welcome.

90% canon burger, 50% fresh meat au, 100% ridiculous

[unclefathersantateddy]

hello! i just stumbled upon your blog from that fresh meat universe thing you just drew. what is the fresh meat universe? i’m so intrigued

I'm so glad you asked!! Here is an introduction to Fresh Meat 101 <3

Stemming from the janky pilot and first episode "Human Flesh", where Louise gets the restaurant in trouble by telling her class during show & tell, that their burgers are made with human remains from the crematorium next door (the little scoundrel).

This loveably greasy, ragtag family sell only the finest cuts of human flesh and turn it into the most delectibly delicious cuisine, fit for the whole family! So come on down to Wonder Wharf (at night) to meet the family, and let the family meat you! :)

[unclefathersantateddy]

God bless second-hand sellers <3 where I get all of my burger merch I am so blessed!!! It's yellow and burger that's like, my whole personality

[unclefathersantateddy]

I have zero recollection of drawing this. Enjoy

[fishwolfcrow]

What if Papa's pizza was Bob's Pizza

I know I could've done burgeria but I haven't played it yet

(if the gif isn't working try clicking on it)

[unclefathersantateddy]

Omg this inspires me for my burger life sim rpg!!!

[unclefathersantateddy]

Hi friends! Sorry I've been missing for a few months (god bless the queue function to keep this account active), I've been having a ✨rough✨ time lately. I'm gonna try to start drawing again to help cope with life and mental health etc. (But honestly who knows if I'll follow through I'm such a flop with perseverance lmao). I hope you all had a lovely festive season and I hope 2026 is treating you well (or better than mine at the very least).

Big love to you all, please keep me in your thoughts/prayers/manifestations/etc that my situation improves. If you have anything you want to see drawn (that'll hopefully prompt me into drawing regularly again) my ask box is always open! Requests are never closed!

As-salamu alaykum🫶 hopefully see you soon!

[beeeclops]

[stupid-twink-girl]

3 DAYS TO PREORDER A SHIRT !!!!

[unclefathersantateddy]

I ghostwrote this (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[wonder-womans-ex]

everybody give it up for female characters who are WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. maybe even LOUD and UNAFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE. round of applause. NOW.

[bogreport]

Divine feminine, I am feminine (wah~)

[bubsbobgers]

Tag urself I have questions

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

@unclefathersantateddy the Fresh Meat family got rid of the competition

[unclefathersantateddy]

its THEIR pizza joint now >:)

[sirclown0]

thinking of linda hearing bob laugh for the first time when they were first dating ...

[jumbocracky]

[red-pencil]

It looks greeeeeat.

Content Lock drawing from #theskidsinthehall

[bubsbobgers]

If you're still taking Fischoeder reqs can I pls suggest your depiction of what old Calvin would look like without the eyepatch?🙏

I did draw it once before but I'm not very happy with my attempt, so here's a prettied up doodle

[jimmypesto]

tina asking if bob ever found people that got him and his response being “you know…some. Basically, your mother.” is something that can be soooo personal. that’s his best friend!!!!!

[niriest]

[irregularbillcipher]

kind of obsessed with this promo pic they are literally so stupid. whoever you are talking about is still gonna be able to hear you from under the table

[bobsposting]

Bob's Burgers S07E01 Flu-ouise