Welcome To The Goddamn Jungle

I don't know what I'm doing. No one knows what I'm doing. My spirit animal is a meerkat

[undercoverwatermelon37]

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[undercoverwatermelon37]

@evilyisme @she-a-thottie-but-damn-she--blog @rainythursdaynight @bag-of-bees @mark-wil-blog @cheddyblip-blog 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[neverthere12345]

[hundondestiny]

chaotic good

[annulet]

baethoven

[undercoverwatermelon37]

gen Z writing on gen Z

an original from me :/

[undercoverwatermelon37]

Question

why have I never seen a fat math teacher

[undercoverwatermelon37]

My bones

They ache

[stability]

[undercoverwatermelon37]

Gen Z as well smh

[tiredngay]

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

[moneyes]

we vote.

[afniel]

We vote.

[undercoverwatermelon37]

VOTE

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[quadrell]

[theghostofyoump3]

@eternahasgoodmanners

[biblically-accurate-soup]

I’m screaming

[the-penandthe-sword-blog]

I love this so much.

@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this is up your alley

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it

[undercoverwatermelon37]

My bio 2 teacher is going over forensics rn and I’m not paying attention because I have a concussion but

all of the sudden her voice echoes through my head. “we all wear our teeth differently” she says. she smiles wide, so we can see how she wears her teeth. the world fades to black.

[dappermouth]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[undercoverwatermelon37]

who says there’s not

[memescomedy]

[undercoverwatermelon37]

im already an adult

[doggosource]

[undercoverwatermelon37]

Me this winter

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[saria121]

My cat gets worried about me when I sing in the shower.

[princesstigerbelle]

They just wanna sing too

[undercoverwatermelon37]

we really just gonna ignore the fact that homegirl sings like a fucking opera angel

[weepycat]

things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like

teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)

teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)

teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)

[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”

teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)

was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)

was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)

hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me. 

[link-the-feral-anon]

An inspiration.