Bitchin'

hi i'm gianna - she/her - 25 i haven’t used this blog since 2019 just here for a laff

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[quaculaarchive]

this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new fangled bathtub and im taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.

[quaculaarchive]

is it hot in here or is it just me

[braden006]

I want a guy who sends random nudes during the day and eats carbs with me at night.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

i want dual glocks

[shigure]

i want a ham and cheese sandwish

[hornyjarjarbinks]

Meesa want to fuck hard

[iluvtiktok]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[veeranger]

tries to throw a stone into a lake but the lady of the lake catches it and throws it back at mach force killing me instantly 

[maxknightley]

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

[yugirimistwalker]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[joshpeck]

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

[babyanimalgifs]

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. I don’t even know how to laugh at it.

[awakeby-awindow]

[queericonmarshall]

Perhaps all of them

[retrogamingblog]

[kazbrkcer]

End tweet: “…I would probably be somewhere in the middle” and like. WHAT.”

[gragnack]

Here’s the source, it’s from his biography “The Good Neighbor”

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

COME THROUGH MS TWENTYBITEEN

[dreamofhircine]

I am at all times, spiritually if not physically, new boot goofin’

[cheaphalloweencostume]

were looking at metaphysical items on ebay

[thriftstoreoddities]

[yikesglenn]

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me: *trying to separate the twelve Olympians into twelve distinct themes*

the ancient Greeks: so Ares is the God of War, but Athena… get this… is the Goddess of Strategic War

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