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If the sun comes up, will it tear the skin RIGHT OFF OUR BONES? As razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks, I saw you there ! Someone get me to the doctor, someone get me to a church, where they can pump this VENOM GAPING HOLE. You must keep your soul like a secret in your throat, and if they come and get me, YOU PUT THE SPIKE IN MY HEART !

VAMPIRE CHARACTER BASED ON JACK THE RIPPER. WRITTEN BY [REDACTED]. PSD.

#but also here #enjoy

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She said, come on, come on, KISS MY BATTERY, come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl ! She said, come on, come on, LICK THAT BATTERY, come on, come on, and FUCK THIS WHOLE WIDE WORLD ! (previously hauntedfriends)

FOLLOW IF YOU LIKE PUNK CHAOTIC NEUTRAL DESERT RATS TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT. OR IF YOU’RE JUST STILL AN EMO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FAN IN 2018.

#yall prolly gathered that im mostly here now

Actually, just hmu on d.iscord, hauntedfriends#8747.

#tbd.#sighs #goodnight yall

undyingwit

Hi I’m an idiot who accidnetally deleted all my icons and wants to die how are you

undyingwit

I’m already having a rough ass day and wanted to sit on my blog and reply to things to take my mind off it but then this shit happens and I just have zero energy to remake them so I’m gonna be elsewhere tonight. Sorry my dudes. I’ll redo em when I have the time and no headache.

#if you wanna plot or talk or smthn hmu #tbd.#hello kitty scrapbook ◟ ❛ tyler is back on his bullshit » ❪ out of character. ❫

Hi I’m an idiot who accidnetally deleted all my icons and wants to die how are you

Sniffles. Hey.

#:)

Anyways, @taycalloutblog, your post is the flimsiest excuse for a callout I’ve ever seen and completely unnecessary, so if you’re looking for a fight, come find me, I’ll help you scratch that itch.

#rolls eyes #discourse tw #seriously you can come @ me #inbox me i fucking dare you #ill be real nice i promise #hello kitty scrapbook ◟ ❛ tyler is back on his bullshit » ❪ out of character. ❫

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You want to see? Really? FINE! Welcome to the FREAK SHOW, beautiful! Ready to take a good look?

#hello kitty scrapbook ◟ ❛ i read my own comics » ❪ 616. ❫

blcwback replied to your post: “wow, when did spiderman get so edgy?”

u started it when u referenced toby maguire’s emo phase

i’m sorry what was that i couldnt hear you over the sound of my horribly choreographed montage.

#blcwback #hello kitty scrapbook ◟ ❛ tyler is back on his bullshit » ❪ out of character. ❫

blcwback : cell - mate

❛ me? i murdered a chinese man. ❜ a lie, irish accent rich in his voice, trying his best to seem somewhat intimidating. ❛ i wish it was for defecatin’ in public. that would have been a hell of a lot easier! ❜

“ OH ! interesting. so i guess not everybody was kung - fu fighting. ” he said, words dripping in sarcasm ; he didn’t really believe the other man, but hey, he wasn’t going to rip his ego a new one. no, no. he would wait until day three in here to do that.

“ me, though, i. . . went full cards against humanity on a gooney, gave the guy an ice pick lobotomy. pretty nasty. almost. . . as nasty as that accent, do you always sound like you have a mouth full of marbles and a whistle being shoved up your ass or is the lack of potatoes and Guinness really gettin’ to ya ? ” a truly impossible task was telling whether or not he was serious.

#hello kitty scrapbook ◟ ❛ this is probably sub - par » ❪ replies. ❫#blcwback

badlvckkitty : acquaintance

PEALS OF LAUGHTER only served to make tears gather at the corners of almond shaped hazel eyes, only to be swiped away by manicured fingers. Felicia would think on how he got into her kitchen, after her stomach stopped hurting from giggling so hard. ❝ Mind covering yourself in some savory sauce first, baby? No cat alive likes dry meat. ❞

“ ohohooo, TRUST ME, i am marinating in my own juices under this suit. ” he said, tone of voice alluding to the rather coy grin hidden beneath the mask. see, he had a purpose here ; he tried not to break into houses for no reason ( although sometimes he did get bored. this was not one of those times. )

“ but enough of that, uh, question ——————————— are you feelin’ FRISKIES ? ”

#wade vc : i have a PURPOSE here #wade vc : my purpose is to annoy the shit out of you #hello kitty scrapbook ◟ ❛ this is probably sub - par » ❪ replies. ❫#IT IS ACTUALLY SUB PAR THIS TIME WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT #im so sorry #badlvckkitty

“wow, when did spiderman get so edgy?”

“ IN 2007, when tobey maguire started wearing all black and made an entire theatre uncomfortable with his hip thrusting. riddle me this, though, when did the LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHAUN get so hostile ? ”

#i had to respond to this before going to work lmao #too good #hello kitty scrapbook ◟ ❛ is this considered fanmail? » ❪ answered. ❫#blcwback

“How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod? With your BEAR hands. “