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[unechouetteouioui]

bread

[unechouetteouioui]

bread

[unechouetteouioui]

I am utterly appalled and dismayed to learn that I have been accused of being an inferior human. How could anyone entertain such reprehensible, disgusting suspicions about me, a magnificent bird? I could never be associated with those hairy, smelly, selfish creatures. I insist upon being acknowledged as your feathery pal for life! I will not tolerate being labeled as one of those hideous humans!

[warhammer-fantasy-muses]

In relation to this post-

Imagine this smug-ass birb laughing like this when he's really giddy-

[unechouetteouioui]

free birth control!

[unechouetteouioui]

r/aita

i (m15) have a girlfriend (f15) and she has nice boobs. She said I am a boy for liking them. AITA

TL;DR

hello! my name is Johnathan Sims and I have a girlfriend Zendaya and I love to see her boobs. And she willingly sends nudes!!! I rarely ever ask for the photos!! but today she said "heeheh you're such a boy >;P" like HELLO?? can't a man like to see pictures of his girlfriends tittys??? ugh whatever am I the asshole Tumblr?

[crowyscornerxx]

practicing french to make my ex jealous

Caw Caw Caw ! Je suis un corbeau ! Craignez mon cerveau ! craignez mon corps très épicé et séduisant !

[unechouetteouioui]

oui

[unechouetteouioui]

Food for thought

To be frank, I find menstruation to be distasteful and repugnant. Women who menstruate have used this natural bodily function for countless years as a means to shirk their responsibilities, often acting in the manner of uncivilized slobs. I cannot abide by women who are not married and have offspring, as I find the very principle to be repulsive. Additionally, I cannot fathom why females weigh in excess of thirty pounds, as I equate weight to a person's propensity for obesity. I demand a wife of no more than one hundred pounds, with smooth skin devoid of imperfections and a head of natural, long-flowing hair.

[chutty2thiq]

you will hear me when i tell you this.

to be real with you, birdies— "the sea is a good place to think of the future" is quite possibly the greatest song ive ever heard in my entire life. there will never be a better song. it is perfect.

SHE SAID ONE DAY TO LEAVE HERR SAND UP TO HER SHOULDERSSS WAITING FORRR THEEE TIDEEE

great lyrics and heartwrenchingly sad as well, makes me feel emotions bruther

not to mention it's basically the exact same song as sandy fishnets by evelyn evelyn which is great

sandy fishnets and the sea is a good place to think of the future are about the same damn girl and ill stand by this until the day that i die. just listen to the songs honestly. nothing can explain it better than the songs themselves. I've written an entire page of my proof of this, just ask @unechouetteouioui who was forced to read it against her will

note: this is not canon crowverse lore. this is secret inside info from the sexy mysterious glamorous perfect and human voice behind chut. (this is canon chuts favorite song: https://youtu.be/YllzdGa3E5A?si=92CTIXgFrOYugi7u)

[unechouetteouioui]

I wasn't forced and the elegant human behind chut made very good points - the person behind une chouette

[haroooo]

#Sponsored

[unechouetteouioui]

relatable

[crowyscornerxx]

mary had a little lamb

little lamb

little lamb,

mary had a little lamb

whose fleece was black as crow.

[unechouetteouioui]

very emo gothy of you

[chutty2thiq]

hey, has anyone seen my ankle monitor around here? i swear, i just had it!

[unechouetteouioui]

you left it in my nest, crumble cookie

[unechouetteouioui]

j'ai besoin d'aide je n'arrive pas à trouver ma famille tout est parti personne ne peut me trouver s'il te plaît aide-moi :D

[unechouetteouioui]

relatable

[haroooo]

Many people aren't people

[unechouetteouioui]

okay walmartfoot

[occasionallybirds]

Great Egret (Ardea alba)

October 6, 2023

John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge, Tinicum, Pennsylvania

[unechouetteouioui]

I'm pretty sure she ate my grandma

[crowyscornerxx]

she deserved it. your grandmother ate one of my fellow crowlings while we were midhatch.

[unechouetteouioui]

it wasn't her fault that youre mother stole her birdy boy. maybe if your mother wasn't a virgin we wouldn't be having this issue twinkleface;

[occasionallybirds]

Great Egret (Ardea alba)

October 6, 2023

John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge, Tinicum, Pennsylvania

[unechouetteouioui]

I'm pretty sure she ate my grandma

[unechouetteouioui]

so go and tell your friends that im

obsessive

and

crazy

that's fine I'll tell mine youre

gay

[crowyscornerxx]

heh, bold and fruitful, ey? i relate to the fourth army general under the Han Dynasty. Actually, you think these quotes make you a crow. Listen buddy. ive got respect for ya. but you aint a crow, likely more of a titmouse if you ask me.

[unechouetteouioui]

those are bold words coming from a toeburger •^•