unethical experiments are the newest love language

[zanne-sirchaos]

*Monologues but halfway through I realize I was the villain all along*

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[oncosis]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[threedollarsdotcom]

deploying all our scientists to make the perfect burger

[jayemturrell]

put me in the little tikes electric chair for little tikes serial murder

[zephyraes]

STIM - Perfume Lab

Link back to this post if used.

[egberts]

*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

[iggykoopa666]

[all-dead-and-gone]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

LOOK BUDDY. I can do a lava moat. I can do a moat composed entirely of boiling acid. With certain provisions for the animal welfare act, I can even do a piranha infested moat! But I cannot. provide. all three services simultaneously in the same godsdamned moat. You call any contractor in this industry they will tell you the same!!!!!!!

[suicidalwhistleblower]

I think about sending a lot of you through the trapdoor

[valtsv]

i love when i share what seems to me like basic entry-level critical self-awareness advice with other people and they react like i'm a terrifyingly transgressive but tempting corrupting influence. i really missed my calling as one of those villains who are unimpeachably ideologically correct but undermined by a personal deficiency of character that makes them hideously unattractive to anyone more socially adept.

[valtsv]

me: oh no! this person is experiencing shame about something they don't need to! we should offer them a kinder, more forgiving perspective!

the ghoulish wraith in black robes that lives in my throat and speaks all my lines for me: 𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖌𝖚𝖎𝖑𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖐 𝖙𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖎𝖒𝖎𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

[toskarin]

the biohazard symbol really was a winner. that thing looks scary

[maxknightley]

okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.

[the-arthropod-queen]

things are heating up in the unethical experiments fandom

[resurrectedteleport]

evil scientist x test subject but the subject keeps asking reeeallly nicely for the scientist to do fucked up experiments on them and the scientist is like um.. thats scary... idk... :(

[pokkin]

Fuckin score, I found a vestibule of blue fluid in a trench. Pretty sure it's a teleportation potion cause when I drank it everything went black and then I was in a hospital.

[utopians]

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’