Brain Droppings

《 I'm telling you green gardens are not what's growing in my psyche 》 (=^•^=) we're all mad here. FSM. DFTBA.

[i-amarobot]

from my many years of experience as a human i know for a fact that drinking from a cup while lying down is a terrible idea yet still i try 

[ungraduate]

dentist: open up please

me: sometimes i get sad

[theoreocat]

[starlingheart]

BIG BLEP

[mousegard]

THE BIGGEST BLEP

[aloha-studios-420]

kush-lungs666!

[bibliotechno]

I was RAISED Catholic

Atheist Proverb (via semicolonoscopy)

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

hahahahaha

[weavemama]

trumps supporters: this generation of “triggered” crybabies overreact too much!!!

mall of america: we’re gonna have black santa 

trump supporters: 

starbucks: we’re gonna say happy holidays

trump supporters:

hamilton: mike pence please look out for us and be careful 

trump supporters:

kellogs: we don’t want our ads on a bigoted news site

trump supporters: 

the rest of america: hillary won the popular vote

trump supporters:

[micdotcom]

One woman delivered the perfect response to Donald Trump’s Twitter meltdown about SNL. A little louder for the people in the back, please.

[mysharona1987]

[yawgmoths-will-deactivated20150]

Raw

[ametalias]

[pinkmitten]

my mind’s shipwrecked |-/

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[geobrarian]

Hey, so did you know that librarians tend to run liberal?

And that they’re really against censorship?

And that nearly all libraries have policies that prohibit people from harassing others inside?

And that nearly all libraries have free wifi and desktop computers that erase history when you’re done using them?

And that librarians are totally chill with you hanging out all day? (provided you don’t spill things on the books)

And that libraries often have huge offerings of dvds which you can watch on your laptop in the library?

And that libraries tend to have lots of resources for folks who find themselves in distress?

What I’m saying is, if shit hits the fan, go to the library, you’re welcome here.

[reylotrashcompactor]

Librarian at three different libraries. Can confirm. (Lots of us have coffee shops now, as well.)

[th3wolfscanc3r-deactivated20200]

“Shock” Inspired by Twenty One Pilots

[litttleleaf]

[charlottegreen]

i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.

[fores-ttrial-blog]

This is extraordinary

[am-eric-an-deactivated20180726]

not only that, but they say only about 5% of ocean depths have been observed. And around 70% of Earth is covered by water. I just think that’s mind-blowing.  

[wordsnquotes]

You ruin your life by desensitizing yourself. We are all afraid to say too much, to feel too deeply, to let people know what they mean to us. Caring is not synonymous with crazy. Expressing to someone how special they are to you will make you vulnerable. There is no denying that. However, that is nothing to be ashamed of. There is something breathtakingly beautiful in the moments of smaller magic that occur when you strip down and are honest with those who are important to you. Let that girl know that she inspires you. Tell your mother you love her in front of your friends. Express, express, express. Open yourself up, do not harden yourself to the world, and be bold in who, and how you love. There is courage in that.

Bianca Sparacino (via wordsnquotes)

[ungraduate]

Favorite Person™: *responds in one word answers, doesn't seem to enjoy being around me*

Me: incredible. I Love To Die