𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓

Scavenging for cool garbage, casting spells, and stirring a big-ass cauldron while cackling like a maniac are some of my favorite activities.

[unhinged-goblin]

"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?"

Dude, I'd be the one that suggests jumping, only to knock them off the edge with a stick when they're busy telling me it's a bad idea

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[unhinged-goblin]

Or you, if you follow the instructions given above

[unhinged-goblin]

If I hear one more youtube channel say unalive, I'm going to lose my shit

[unhinged-goblin]

Taking my kill (garlic bread) back to my nest (bed) after a successful hunt (going to the kitchen)

[unhinged-goblin]

Every time I see a post about school dress codes, I remember that my school just didn't give a shit. Like there was a dress code, but nobody enforced it. I remember at least 30 different people wearing an "I <3 milfs" shirt at one point.

[unhinged-goblin]

When you're a kid, you think adulting is all about work and taxes and shit. Nobody warned me that I would be in near constant pain (with varying degrees of ouchiness) for the rest of my life.

[unhinged-goblin]

"Piracy is bad because you're stealing software/games/other shit"

Remember when streaming services were new? Their whole business model revolved around ad free streaming. Buy a subscription and watch your shows with no interruptions! Then the suits got greedy. Now it's "buy a subscription to watch your shows, but now you have to watch ads unless you pay our ✨Extortion Fee✨

Remember older games? You bought a disc or cartridge with the game on it. Just pop in YOUR game and enjoy! Then the corpos got greedy again. Now we have the privilege of renting the game from companies that can take them away at any time.

Imagine this bullshit in any other situation. You go to the grocery store to resupply your home. You hit the checkout and you pay $100 for your food. A week later, representatives from Walmart come to your house and take everything that you bought with your hard earned money back to the store because you didn't pay the monthly subscription fee to be a shopper at Walmart.

These business practices are horrible. They make the corpos richer while pissing off their users who have few other choices for streaming or gaming. So people pirate their shit. We don't want to pay for something and not own what we bought.

[unhinged-goblin]

You remember when the official Merriam Webster Twitter account asked what everyone's favorite tweet was and people said "was the grink there?" So much that Merriam Webster replied "and if the grink was there?" Thereby having "grink" be a word posted by the fucking dictionary? Me too.

[unhinged-goblin]

Type of shit that goes on in my discord server

[unhinged-goblin]

Uhhhh, I don't think that's the plot of Beyblade, guys..

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[unhinged-goblin]

You know the post about "was the grink there?" I hate it. I read it two months ago, and now I can't stop making grink jokes.

[wheelie-butch]

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

[runby2]

[an-artist-n-shambles]

FUCKING SOBBING I LOVE KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG REBLOG FOR KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG

[randomalienencounter]

⍑ᔑ!¡!¡╎ᒷᓭℸ ̣ ᒲ𝙹ᒲᒷリℸ ̣ᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ꖌᒷℸ ̣ᓵ⍑⚍!¡ ʖ𝙹ℸ ̣ℸ ̣ꖎᒷ !¡リ⊣!!!!!!!

[unhinged-goblin]

We love ketchup_bottle.png

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[unhinged-goblin]

WWGD?

[unhinged-goblin]

@siley-the-wizard @goblinsatchel @randomalienencounter @the-locusts @evilwizard

[siley-the-wizard]

World War Geometry Dash?

[unhinged-goblin]

WWGD?

[unhinged-goblin]

@siley-the-wizard @goblinsatchel @randomalienencounter @the-locusts @evilwizard

[unhinged-goblin]

WWGD?