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And so much more!

[asynca]

cathy wilcox never pulls a punch, jesus christ

[dyingroses]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

[ohheyheyitsjj]

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.

[penrosesun]

While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[ceevee5]

I’d love to see Count Binface door to door canvassing or phone banking.

[godaweful]

catherine might be the first game changer player who understood the assignment, immediately failed the assignment, figured out the assignment better, told everyone else the assignment, and then failed multiple times cause she truly cannot describe pictures (or name songs). player of all time. i love seeing someone who clearly gets and loves game changer and is just plain bad at games. representation for all of us.

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

(image source)

[penny-anna]

People of tumblr, I believe in you. I trust you to make the right choice. I truly believe we can make this a reality. We have the power. We can achieve anything we put our minds to.

We CAN make Count Binface the next Tumblr sexyman.

[raccoonmilf]

Hello? TikTok????

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent reason someone could be desperately searching for muppet hole. Muppet hole is a normal thing to want

[daylights-rain]

Dragongirls stack in a very vertical manner, wolfgirls make more of a lumpy pyramid.

Foxgirls usually just form some kind of small rounded pile. Bunnygirls tile the plane.

Slimegirls just like. Puddle most of the time, mixing, which makes it the most intimate form of cuddling possible.

Catgirls are too mischievous to consistently form a cohesive structure, but thats fine because they relocate frequently for better sunbeams.

[darkwitchclaire]

the snep stack

[daylights-rain]

I am writing this down and adding important notes to my studies thank u thank u thank u

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[were--ralph]

You doing ok?

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

No

[bottleangels]

What could POSSIBLY be the similarity between these 3 games

[the-haiku-bot]

What could POSSIBLY

be the similarity

between these 3 games

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[snototter]

An adult male fantastic least gecko (Sphaerodactylus fantasticus) in Guadeloupe

[snototter]

i'm actually not sure why sphaerodactylus are often called least geckos but i have to assume its just one of the least amounts of gecko you can get

[frenchcurious]

Holden Kingswood 1976. - source Classic and Modern Show Cars AU.

[depsidase]

[bentheechidna]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign