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🩷💜💙 Amber | ISFP | Art College graduate, character illustrator and mediocre DM.

[unicorn-raptor-jesus]

Uuuuuhhhhh. I forgot this site existed for, like, four years until a friend booted a blog up (thanks to TikTok's demise)...so, hi. It's been a while.

[unicorn-raptor-jesus]

I haven’t drawn Leona in almost two or three years. I love my Lone Wanderer.

[unicorn-raptor-jesus]

So, I started playing D&D like a year ago, and we got to our first major boss fight. We roughed him up pretty well, so he decided to run. It took our half-orc Barbarian (left) and dragonborn Monk (right) their movement AND action to catch him. Between the two of them, their opportunity attacks managed to kill him. I just wanted to capture the moment.

[geekandmisandry]

Dudes act like NOT raping or sexually harassing a woman is really hard work on their part but then be offended when you dare insinuate that men are dangerous and rapey. 👍

[keeper-lxvellan-blog]

Tremble before the mighty Grey Warden!

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

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6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[eggpla]

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

[joystick-anon-blog]

8. Some of them are super clever and honestly props to whoever came up with them? Cause as said before they are funny af.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I actually love mayonnaise and can’t handle any type of spice and my name literally is Becky

[pavlovsfox]

public school lunch aesthetic

-random applause that eventually encompasses the entire cafeteria -skipping classes to go to your friend’s lunch periods -”come with me i dont wanna go alone” -not knowing who you’re singing happy birthday for -“hey if i pay you will you go through the line and get me something” -knowing your id number so you can actually eat -only wearing your id during lunch period -that ONE security guard -”what’s even for lunch today” -HOLY FUCK IT’S CHICKEN NUGGET DAY -those girls who chill in the bathroom doing their makeup -fights = dinner AND a show -”hey what lunch do you have this year” “b” “damn i’m in c”

[sprachtraeume]

What the fuck does any of this mean why is there a security guard in your school what

[camisadobondaxx]

This is America

[teamrocketing]

this whole post reads like a dystopic novel

[cuddlingthecthulhu]

ANDERS // SECOND ACT + ROMANCE CARD

XII. The Hanged Man Martyrdom - Suspension - Vulnerability - Emotional Release

First Act Card - x

[catnippackets]

can there be a thing called self insert day where everybody just draws themselves hanging out with their fave fictional characters and we all have a collective party so nobody feels self-conscious about posting self insert fanart online

[catnippackets]

omg this is gaining rapid notes and everybody seems so pumped for this. Can I pick a day and we actually do this?? um. um. How about June 27&28? Self insert weekend!!! that gives ppl three weeks to prepare!! (tag things as #self insert weekend if you actually do it cuz I wanna see your guys’ drawings hehe)

[uwutraman]

[bolt-moved-deactivated20180914]

are you a writer who can’t write beginnings or can’t write endings?

[xanderuwu]

i’m a writer who can’t write

[anarchetypalarchive]

i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it 

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

[supersexygamergirl]

[gogglesaurus]

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

[gogglesaurus]

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

[gogglesaurus]

what am i supposed to do with this

[gaypet-deactivated20150628]

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

[lovelive2k15-deactivated2015010]

yea this is good

[jajakuroneko-deactivated2018121]

Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

[artista-af]

basically you got an Ass Destroyer in wondertrade

[bingomann]

[monsieurmeme]

I will never not reblog this

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THIS IS SO TRUE I’M CRYING

[a-titty-ninja]

[headcannon-central-deactivated2]

This is a mood I will gladly carry the torch for! Sigue tu sueños!

[unicorn-raptor-jesus]

Got into dragon age, and I have to say...I’m hooked. So! Without further ado, here’s the Warden OC no one asked for.

This was her initial design, and though she was cute...she kind of looked like every other character I had designed. So, I decided to redesign her. I started looking for inspiration, and since her face claim was decided a long time ago—when I first made her—I decided to use her face claim as a better reference. 

And voila! Here she is:

Violetta Cousland | Arcane Warrior

She trained as a warrior beside her older brother, favoring archery and dual blades as opposed to a sword and shield. When she was young, she nearly set fire to a rug in her family’s estate. This is witnessed by her brother, who did not want his sister dragged off to the circle, so he promptly covered it up by knocking over a candlestick. Her secret dies with him after King Cailan dies in Ostagar, as she is conscripted into the Wardens under the guise of a warrior.

She romances Alistair, and she’s on decent terms with all of her companions, some friendlier than others. Future Queen, my dudes.

She’s friendly and charismatic, and Alistair is her partner in crime—much to Morrigan’s dismay.