StaY HigH

I'm Just here to share...get high with me?

[uninhibited-stardust]

Why cant every man be rich in resources? there’s clearly enough for everyone when you consider the amount we waste would be able to feed and sustain us all, twice over if not.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[funnystories]

Funny story

So a couple years I moved out of state with a boyfriend. Was super excited about it but with reason had anxiety about being so far from friends and family. One of the ways my anxiety was coming out was with nightmares and night terrors. I’d wake up violently sitting up in a cold sweat, gasping and what not. On one particular night I had woken up the sound of our door bell ringing. Which at 4 in the morning is fucking nerve wracking. So I shook my boyfriend fully awake and told him I heard the door bell and to go check it because I was scared. He quickly jumps up. Puts on clothes and grabs a bat. Goes all the way to the front door and opens it. I, scared shitless am peaking around the corner watching it all go down. I see him step outside and I nervously await the verdict of the situation when I hear him call out to me. “Babe?” And I respond real shaky “yes?” He stands in the door way with a real frustrated tired look in his eyes and says “we don’t have a fucking doorbell”

[uninhibited-stardust]

i wud hit her with the bat lool

[okaywallflour]

1. get crush on girl

2. ????????

3. be girlfriends

4. get married

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

2. Talk to girl

[orangesodamayhem-deactivated202]

impossible

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[theweirdwideweb]

[danfuckedoffbutreturns]

I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]

i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT

[uninhibited-stardust]

Beautiful island littered with garbage

[mpdrolet]

[uninhibited-stardust]

Thats a mighty sexy plant you got there

[uninhibited-stardust]

I had a sex drive...idk where i left it.

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[ladyfairylight]

[angelspittle]

[mogifire]

has anyone seen that lady since?

[uninhibited-stardust]

Therapist: What's the biggest hardship you face on a daily basis? Me: Living.

[willow]

How cute

[hereiyan-deactivated20200202]

me today

[threesideddream]

me more and more everyday

[uninhibited-stardust]

Everyday

[1017andpregnant-deactivated2017]

[easymode-deactivated20160730]

can someone explain this

[sonic06apologist]

only butchers understand…

[gorgonsach]

if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post

[uninhibited-stardust]

I know I'm smarter than everyone else because I sit and study them... Their actions Their words How they move The reason behind their actions How they process information and the world around them How quickly they think and respond And I do this the most during the day, most times without even knowing I'm doing it. ..then at night my brain analyzes all the information and let's me know how my day went. Most nights I would get depressed and in writing this sentence I finally figured out why I've been depressed all these years. It's because I hate people...I really hate people. I hate being around them. I hate how they sound. I hate the things they do. I hate the way they act. I hate how inconsiderate they are. I hate how emotional they are. I hate how they only think of themselves no matter how generous they are, they're still doing it for themselves. I was not meant to be a human being. My atoms got knocked of course and landed here causing me to have to deal with this god forsaken life...I hate life...but I hate people more.