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Ind. Brian Falsworth | Est. Feb. 2015 

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“Is that so? Because I was thinking of shaving sooner or later.” 

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“--Don’t be hasty, later is definitely the better option. It would be a shame to see it gone so soon.”

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“Is that going to be a problem?”

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“A problem? Of course not-- I just wanted to say that it’s very... suited to you?”

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“You’re looking very... rugged lately?”

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dan stevens by emma holly jones 

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Sam Claflin 2015 ➤ photoshoots

⤷ Men’s Health UK Urban Active, september 2015

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The reason I’m an actor is because I’ll never be able to be perfect.

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“Do you want me to make you something a bit more edible?”

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“Seeing as I can only makes eggs, and you won’t be pleased if I try anything else? Yes.”

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❛ If it were me, I wouldn’t want this place to burn down on my watch. ❜

“Oh, there is something mighty wrong with you. Do you get jolly’s by skulking around and threatening arson?”

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until dawn sentence meme

❛  The FUCK are you trying to do?  ❜ ❛  You want to ruin our fun that bad? ❜ ❛  Did you see it?  ❜ ❛  You were looking at your phone! What, are you tweeting?  ❜ ❛  I feel like someone’s watching us.  ❜ ❛  Well it’s definitely creepy down here.   ❜ ❛  Understand the palm of my hand, bitch!  ❜ ❛  Boom. Butterfly effect.  ❜ ❛  At least I can think. 4.0, bitch.  ❜ ❛  Suck on that when you’re trying to sleep your way into a job.  ❜ ❛  Sleepover! Can we order pizza?  ❜ ❛  Go suck an egg!  ❜ ❛  Oh, yeah, we’re sooo gonna make out. ❜ ❛  If it were me, I wouldn’t want this place to burn down on my watch.  ❜ ❛  Oh did you not hear me? Was your sluttiness too loud?  ❜ ❛  Right, because she gave a shit about your designer letter jacket.  ❜ ❛  Damn right I’m right. I’m always right.  ❜ ❛  Don’t think, you idiot!  ❜ ❛  You couldn’t buy a moldy loaf of bread with your skanky ass.  ❜ ❛  Who needs grades when you’ve got ALL the natural advantages you can handle?  ❜ ❛  That bitch is on crack or something.  ❜ ❛  Have fun with the peanut gallery.  ❜ ❛  I’m supposed to be his best friend and I let him down.  ❜ ❛  Every second that I spent with you was the only thing I wanted to do with my time.  ❜ ❛  I should have told you how i felt.  ❜ ❛  Have whatever you want. You just take whatever you want anyways, right?  ❜ ❛  You rock. A-plus, would buy again.  ❜ ❛  Why do you hate my jacket?  ❜ ❛  When are you gonna take her to the bonezone?  ❜ ❛  I just want to rip her parka right off of her… make some snow angels, am I right?  ❜ ❛  No… you’re not real! No… you’re not…  ❜ ❛  Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable.  ❜ ❛  We’re freezing our buns off out here.  ❜ ❛  Hey… come back safe.  ❜ ❛  Well, this isn’t the internet. This is real life.  ❜ ❛  Whoah, easy there cowboy.  ❜ ❛  You guys are jerks, you know that?  ❜

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Tag Dump

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“It looked like you were about to cook something.”

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“Well, no-- and don’t give me that look. I was just grabbing some crisps-- they’re stale though.”

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He kisses his cheek.

“You’re a terrible, disgusting boy.”

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“--I haven’t even done anything yet! You’ve had a premature reaction.”

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Somewhere, far down, there was an itch in his heart, but he made it a point not to scratch it. He was afraid of what might come leaking out.

Markus Zusak, The Book Thief  (via viesuitsoncours)

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Julian Barnes, The Sense of an Ending

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S SERIES - sentence starters

GAME ONE

“ Hello ? ” “ I know it can be a bit overwhelming. ” “ It’s kinda a legal thing. ” “ Now that might sound bad, I know, but there’s really nothing to worry about. ” “ It’s amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe. ” “ Remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. ” “ I’ve heard he becomes more active in the dark. ” “ You might only have a few seconds to react. ” “ I’m not implying that. ” “ I’m sure you have everything under control. ” “ Hey, you’re doing great ! ” “ Most people don’t last this long. ” “ Hey listen, I had an idea… ” “ It’s best just not to get caught. ” “ It’s been a bad night here for me. ” “ It’s me. ”

GAME TWO

“ Now I want you to forget anything you’ve heard. ” “ Some people still have a somewhat negative impression. ” “ From what we know, that should be impossible. ” “ Problem solved ! ” “ But hey, you have a light. ” “ You should be golden. ” “ You’re a natural. ” “ See ? I told you you wouldn’t have any problems. ” “ Kids these days just can’t keep their hands to themselves. ” “ I wanted to ease your mind about any… rumours you may have heard lately. ” “ It’s just all rumour and speculation. ” “ It’s really just a precaution. ” “ These things happen sometimes. ” “ No-one is allowed in or out. ” “ What on Earth are you doing there ? ” “ Didn’t you get the memo ? ” “ Just make it through the night. ” “ Save them. ” “ Help them. ” “ You can’t. ”

GAME THREE

“ I promise it’ll be a lot more interesting this time. ” “ We have to make sure everything works and nothing catches on fire. ” ” For now just get comfortable. ” “ We may have overdone it a bit. ” “ Some of this equipment is barely functional. ” “ I wasn’t joking about the fire. That’s a real risk. ” “ Follow me. ” “ I have some awesome news for you. ” “ Welcome to your new career. ” “ Accidents / injury / death / irreparable and grotesque maiming can occur. ” “ Remember to smile ! ” “ Do not breathe. ” “ Please try to maneuver away from populated areas before bleeding out. ” “ Don’t. ” “ Questions about appropriateness / relevance should be deflected. ” “ Then it’s your own fault. ”

GAME FOUR

“ What did he do this time ? ” “ Don’t be scared, I am here with you. ” “ Tomorrow is another day. ” “ He won’t stop until you find him. ” “ He left without you. ” “ If you run you can make it. ” “ Don’t you remember what you saw ? ” “ It’s too late. ” “ You know what will happen if he catches you. ” “ You have to be strong. ” “ You have to get up. ” “ Why do you look so worried ? ” “ Stop being such a baby. ” “ Why are you crying ? ” “ Be careful. ” “ Please let me out. ” “ I don’t want to go ! ” “ Can you hear me ? ” “ You’re broken. ” “ I will put you back together. ” “ Perhaps some things are best left forgotten. ”

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Sam Claflin for Men’s Health UK, 2015.

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The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.

The Book Thief; Markus Zusak (via mylittlebookofquotes)