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I am getting used to having a pair of gigantic tomatoes on my chest but I am curious to know how you would feel having gigantic tomatoes up your-

Antonio Fernández | Post

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swiggity swooty im coming for that ice cold booty.

Anonymous to Lukas Bondevik

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Would you date Arthur if he asked you to whilst wearing a hamburger costume?

Anonymous (Shipper) to Alfred F. Jones

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It's obvious your crush is Francis. You want to incinerate him so badly.. as if he's the one who lights up this burning flame within you. How cute!!

Anonymous (Shipper) to Arthur Kirkland

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Your hair is too long.

Anonymous (Demon) to Leon Chan

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A giant puffin will eat you.

Anonymous (Demon) to Eirikur Styrsson

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Your cat will eat you.

Anonymous (Demon) to Kiet Songprawati

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[Repeatedly smacks her with the flat side of her brush] BEGONE, FOUL DEMON!

Vanessa Chan | Thread

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[Gives him a look] I don't want your surname, but your money would be nice.

Leon Chan | Post

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[Grabs her chest] I have boobs, Antonio. BOOBS. I SURE AS HELL DON'T LOOK THE SAME!

Leon Chan | Thread

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... [Starts full-on belting some random opera song

Leon Chan | Post

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Excuse you, my hair is great.

Leon Chan | Post

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Do I need a haircut that badly?

Leon Chan | Thread

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I was just trying to say my name! Why- Why would I want to kiss someone who's better in flirting than me ahEN?

Kiet Songprawati

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Keep your cool, it's okay, calm down. It's just your friend, it's just your friend in different clothing.

Kiet Songprawati

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Life isn't always fair, my friend. It gives you happiness and then, it drops a ton of burden and sadness on your shoulders.

Kiet Songprawati

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Fear of the unknown is a natural human reaction, so I believe mysterious symbols can scare anyone.

Kiet Songprawati