[kill-kishi]

pervert but in a romantic way

[playboyysworld-deactivated20241]

[midnightglances]

my doctor said that freaky hotel sex followed by ordering room service and eating it in bed would heal me

[corrupt-thoughts-of-you]

What are the odds, we have the same doctor…

[belmasworld]

healed enough to close the door, but human enough to still look at it sometimes

[fangedflower-deactivated2026041]

I get wet just from kissing and making out btw

[gruenerschimmer]

i get hard from kissing and making out btw

[wizardarchetypes]

thinking about the time one of my friends wanted to quit smoking so he very wisely said to another friend “next time you see me with a cigarette in my mouth, just slap me”

but they told no one else so we were all sitting around the campfire smoking etc. when our friend happened to pull up on on his bike, saw us, crossed the fire pit, and slapped our other friend in the face and nobody reacted bc we just figured they had something personal going on

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[octoberbrunette]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[greedysadistdad]

Moaning "You're my fucking girl. All fucking mine." while pumping you with multiple loads of cum.

[thewoundedflower]

[transmechanicus]

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

[transmechanicus]

[rot-topic]

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

[promethes]

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

[molabuddy]

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

[masterxdan-deactivated20201025]

[spectrometrie]

im so glad discovering music is endless