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âYou canât have sex with your neighborâs backyard above-ground pool.â
âLet me help you out of that swimsuitâ POOL.â
âI sure hope we become best friends! But I donât hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on.â
âSo, anyways, I regain consciousness, thereâs cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an ice-pickâ haha, it was kind of a weird Tuesday.â
âWeâre gonna be late for anime school!â
âIâm just saying, is it illegal if Iâm in my OWN pool?â
âWHATâS UP SLUTS?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON?!â
â(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER.â
âOh no, heâs hot when heâs sad!â
âThis reminds me of prison. This reminds me of prison. This DEFINITELY reminds me of prison.â
âLook at that little pimp. Heâs gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka.â
âLetâs skip all the fluff and get to the part where weâre shirtless.â
âHomeboy looks like shark week, I ainât messinâ with that.â
âIt wasnât a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!â
âNah, man, we went to holding. Thereâs a big difference.â
âYeah now we owe Easter Dave a favorâ that is NOT a position you wanna be in.â
âWouldnât we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person.â
âWas macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!â
âYou took the fall for me and I said thank you.â
âI spent 6 months at a correctional facility!â
âI stabbed a girl in the yard!â
âI think that guard you killed had a family!â
âLook at that majestic ass mothafucka. Like a dolphin or some shit. A dolphin with legs⊠and arms⊠and a jet pack.â
âBITCH GET IN THE POOL!â
âThatâs how they do it in Australia.â
â20 bucks on jabber jaws.â
âHey, man did you TiVo Glee last night?â
âIâm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major.â
âNeither one of them even died!â
âThey wonât let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles itâs deemed âinappropriateâ and I âhave to leaveâ.â
âI have to tumblr this!â
âA guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, thatâs the whole team, youâre gonna have to be more specific.â
âI ship them! And them!â
âThey hate each other, but they also fuck each other!â
âHey, we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever youâre doing is gonna have to stop.â
âSo do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews, and talk about my work out routine?â
âI wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ⊠Nah, cops probably took it.â
âDo you know? Do you know for sure? Because I donât need another incident.â
âIf I get out of this chair, I guarantee youâll end up in one with wheels.â
âOkay. Iâll admit, Iâm a little threatened.â
âArenât you that guy who drowned a kid? And burned down that building?â
âGet back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices.â
âRemember, snitches get stitches!â
âShut up, youâre high as balls!â
âYouâre just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life.â
âRight, son. And speaking of crushing disappointmentsââ
âCoach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again.â
âGood thing I wore my Heelies.â
âHeâs so hot but so crazy! Which makes him even MORE hot!â
âCome on, let me get those digits baby!â
âIt should be illegal to be that fine!â
âOh, just basic addition and subtraction. He was subtracting from my profits so Iâm going to add a few extra holes in him.â
âThis doesnât seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs.â
âI hate it when you leave but I love watching you go.â
âYeah, Iâve seen him. Heâs in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos.â
âYour arrest record is extensive⊠and amateur.â
âThe fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanity AND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CANâT PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND.â
âI want that boy to be my bride!â
âPilates will do that, man, works your core.â
âWhat are we waiting for? Letâs go bro! Letâs gâbro!â
âWow, you sure said that.â
âWOOP! WOOP! Hold it, Iâm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness.â
âOne time, we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I donât even think their families cared, kinda sad, really.â
âSo, what youâre saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?â
âWell Iâve gotta go not talk to you anymore.â
âI learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water.â
âIâm so happy right now! â And itâs not just âcause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Okay, I lied, Iâm sorry, thatâs mostly the reason.â
âSHEâS A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!â
âHey, I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! Howâve you been, kid?â