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Emmet stared at them while they seemed to think deeply about his proposal, but made sure to stay silent as they inwardly debated with themselves. The fact that they hadn't instantly said no was a good start, and when they finally agreed, he clapped his hands together.

"That's okay! You have your own restaurant contacts, correct?" He nodded. He'd definitely misunderstood the business model a bit, but it should still work for what he had in mind so long as Emmet didn't have to be the one in charge of coordinating the actual food preparation.

"I am going to be honest. The main focus is to keep passengers within the station while they eat. Once commuters make the decision to depart, the likeliness of them returning once they are done eating varies. If they have a reason to stay and eat here, I think they might be more likely to board another train. It is just a theory right now. But I would rrreally like to test it out! I just need someone capable of handling proper food distribution." Though the idea of somehow managing to get food to passengers while on the trains themselves sounded like a really good idea, too. Maybe he and Ingo could finally start that dining car they'd been thinking about? He'd have to think more about that later.

"I have been verrry pleased with your services before, so I think you would be a good fit!" And that was saying a lot, because Emmet was one of the most impatient and demanding customers of all time when it came to having his food delivered.

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How deeply could They infiltrate the subway, the connections within this region They were already claiming as Their territory? A welcome so open could not be passed over, integrating Them deeper, bringing more of humanity into Their service. Emmet was a gift from below.

"We do. I am sure many businesses would be happy to establish a presence to such a well respected battle facility." That end would be simple. Humanity cared for little more than its silly currencies.

They listened deeply as the conductor continued his explanation, the air tasting of both honesty and personal intent. He would gain from such an arrangement, of course, and Ellis would be unhappy, but it would be for Their best to make this deal. Perhaps They could even employ some of the servants of the subway to serve this deal. Their gaze would expand even deeper. "It would be beneficial to us to establish a relationship such as this. We will help you contain your 'passengers' to your domain."

Ellis's head tilted, the inhuman presence within them unblinking in its assessment of Emmet. "We will establish a special tier of our services, discounted, to those within the subway. A valid ticket will be required for the reduced cost. Victory over Conductors will earn a free meal. Are these conditions acceptable as incentive to your patrons to continue to sacrifice themselves to you?"

#wrongtrain #|| interaction #i love this dynamic so much #The Eldritch Beings arent even trying to human

"... soon we will deliver to the academy."

its what their bosses want. to consume the blueberry.

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"Hi!" Cue a small, rehearsed looking wave. "I Am Emmet." He started his pitch the way he preferred to start most if not all of his conversations. "Recently, Ingo and I have been reaching out to local businesses about possible collaborations." He was doing his best to sound professional, but he still seemed a bit too excitable. "I was wondering if your organization would be interested in setting up a small shop inside the station! That way, I- I mean, our passengers- could conveniently pick up their food on their way to their desired stop, without having to take a detour or wait to have it delivered! I think it would be a rrreally lucrative business opportunity!" | @wrongtrain

There was a shift, minute, in their posture as Emmet began his pitch. their eyes slowly darkened, head tilting slightly. Impossible to see was the slithering in Ellis's mind as attention of all five of the Board focused on the conductor. There was no missing the selfish aspect of the one half of whole's request and yet- Ellis's own annoyance at the thought was inconsequential. The subway, the path to the garden of victory and it's flaming champion, was irresistible. Ellis's voice was halting, their own, but with alien intent.

"I think that would be doable, but you understand that we don't make food, we just deliver it. If they wish to make a transaction while on the train, we can have it waiting for their inevitable failure. However, if you would like your delivery while you're on duty, we would need to work out a way to get it to you, unless you demand our deliverers battle through the train."

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The Board were always in Unova

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ellis and the leadership | picrew

#|| ellis #|| benonat #|| protifffany #|| mauvellen #|| lysandrew #|| calveven #bex speaks | ooc #god i forgot how i named them i love this

"thank you for using the unovan food service." there's a flash as they turn away, ellis's eyes a deep, abyssal black before they blink. when their eyes open again, they're human.

had they changed at all?

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while just being employed by the service ties you permanently to The Board, every promotion within it changes you, allows The Board more sight and control over them

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the power of their bosses takes a hold of them, aware of some shifting power in the universe.

t̶͖͖́h̷̛̪́ë̴̗͆ ̴͔͙̂͝ṃ̷͠ȯ̷̺͂n̴̹̓o̷̝̪̎c̸̼̫̿͗ȟ̶̹̻̚r̵̰̐͑o̸͇͌̋m̴̞̼͊̉ẽ̸͚͘ ̸̧̾͘u̸̙͕͆̿n̵̯̜̈́ĩ̶̟ṽ̵̲e̴͖̜͊̚r̵̹̕ͅs̷̫͋ė̸͉ ̴̟͑͗i̵̪͔̊̍s̶̤̆ ̶̯̣͂o̵̡̦̎͘u̴͕͗r̵̦͗ş̷͆̚.̶̩̄́͜ ̴͎̟̔t̶͎̏h̴̨̹̐ě̷̘̏ì̷̢̜ȑ̵̺͖ ̶̥̂͆͜d̵̮͈̀ṟ̸̽ͅe̵̞͠a̶̼̓̃m̶̖̹̊̔s̸̤̒ ̶̻̔ḇ̵̎e̷̺̿l̵͉̄͜͝ö̵̺́͑n̶̤̠̊̍g̶̤̠͆ ̸̼̏̋t̷̥́͠o̸̻̍ ̷̦́u̶̯̓͑s̴͙̄.̴͊͜

#|| ic commentary #text: the monochrome universe is ours. their dreams belong to us.

@tellnxlies said: hi he’d like to send a completely normal note to his sister please

"we'll need her name, where to deliver, and what you want the message to be and we'll get it to her before the end of the day."

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Unova Food Service is now offering candy grams! Send candy to the person you love, no matter where in Unova they are for just a small fee!

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New alert across the UFS app: All dessert orders in the month of February will enter clients into a raffle for a free year subscription for the Wilds tier. Order happy and order well!

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leadership being unhuman is known among the higher ranks of delivery people - not all members are particularly good at maintaining a 'human' appearance. you do not point it out.

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