Aries: Deep within the bowels of your favorite sandwich shop, something ancient and nameless stirs from its great slumber.
Taurus: The great centipede that carries the sun across the sky hopes you are having a good day.
Gemini: The stars want you to know your tea has gone cold, but its okay we all make mistakes.Â
Cancer: Prepare to revisit memories of exploring the woods as a child. A sense of sprinting through the dried overgrowth, running from something.
Leo: The ghost of the girl buried in the outfield misses you. See if you cant work her home into your route.Â
Virgo: You did not buy those old wooden dominoes. Do not touch them. One day you will wake up and they will be gone.
Libra: Look, nobody said it would be easy, but at least now youâre suffering for something you love.
Scorpio: Fuckin sickass matrix of nested rings bro, you make that with just a compass and a straightedge? Choice.
Ophiuchus: The large feather you found is slowly turning into steel. Keep it safe between the pages of a book, it will make a fine knife in case of emergencies.
Sagittarius: Today you will find an extra key on your key ring. Use it to slip away when you need to.
Capricorn: A mistaken order at the coffee shop today will end with a fingernail harvest.
Aquarius: Pick some locks and chug orange soda, whatever you choose to do, do it well.
Pisces: Hold the fuck up Pisces, lizard time quickly approaches.