MeatSweats @rupertswaggart - Tumblr Blog

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

Her eyes widen as the man lifts a live mutant silverfish. She presses her lips, trying not to be rude. But her kids are mutants- well, 3- nope, 4 - of them are, anyway. The idea of eating a mutant feels wrong, even if mutants themselves are apparently doing it.

She hums a little, tilting her head a bit.

"Hm, I don't know if boiled silverfish is quite for me... What else do you have?"

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

She takes the menu, glancing towards the shrieking. This is rapidly becoming very uncomfortable. She glances at the menu, flitting through it. She looks up through the window again as Swaggart shouts, frowning a bit. Well. That's not a silverfish. She's not sure what it is, but it's not a silverfish. She hums a little, looking through the window. She doesn't bother reading through the menu. She doesn't think she wants anything from here, after all....

*Meatsweats came back after a bit, looking at the carol*

"Have you thought on what dish you would like?"

She hums a little, watching the man.

"I've got a question. Is everything you serve made with mutant ingredients?"

"They are the feshest ingredients! And an abundant lot!"

"But I suppose I can make something without the mutant ingredients!"

She hums a bit, nodding slightly. She would rather just walk away and end this interaction, but she is still hungry. She sighs, glancing down at the menu again. She'll just get something simple to tide her over. Something safe, like a salad or a soup, maybe a sandwich. She hums again, finding a sandwich and pointing to it.

"Okay. Then I'll get one of these- without any mutant ingredients- please."

*meatsweats nodded, walking to the back, staring at Lee and raph*

"What are you lot doing here?!"

"Get out of my van!"

*they stared at predator shrieking louder before backing into their cage again*

@lee-o-nardo @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues-2

*Leo glares to Meatsweats, throwing three smoke bombs in his face. He grabs Hiero and drags them quickly out*

"Let's go Raph!"

{Raph was about to grab his sai but he huffs and runs after Leo as he decides to book it instead of fighting.}

*meatsweats grabbed a silverfish, absorbing the mutant silverfishes powers before running after them*

"Give me my mutant back!"

*They shrieked, snapping and swiping at movements, hissing loudly*

She listens as the chaos unfolds, taking this opportunity to discretely back away from the food truck, before speed walking away. She'll just have something when she gets home, actually. It sounds like someone else is already helping the mutants- or at least one of them.

"Raph, he can absorb your power, so keep your distance! We don't know what he already absorbed!"

*Leo picks Hiero up, carrying him while running away*

"We need to distract him!"

{Isn't that Mikey's department. Raph sighs before throwing a shrunken at MS to draw his attention.}

Hey ugly!

Come and get me!

*meatsweats turned his attention to raph, running after him instead commanding raph to spot while splitting himself into two smaller meatsweats, one chasing after Lee*

"I'll make you lot into turtle soup!"

*They shrieked, clawing at movement, trying to push off him*

*Leo growls, holding Hiero's snout shut before throwing another smoke bomb at MS. As the smoke dissipate, Leo is nowhere to be seen*

Maybe you should work on your looks instead!

Apparently you absorb mutant powers, but I don't think even we could help you with that!

{Raph mocks before running off into the shadows, disappearing.}

#meatsweats #chef piggy #□□□□□

*meatsweats grumbled, sulking back*

"I'll get you lot one of these days.."

*They hissed more, clawing at movments arms before pushing off and trying to bite movement, prey! Feed! Feed! Hunt!*

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

Her eyes widen as the man lifts a live mutant silverfish. She presses her lips, trying not to be rude. But her kids are mutants- well, 3- nope, 4 - of them are, anyway. The idea of eating a mutant feels wrong, even if mutants themselves are apparently doing it.

She hums a little, tilting her head a bit.

"Hm, I don't know if boiled silverfish is quite for me... What else do you have?"

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

She takes the menu, glancing towards the shrieking. This is rapidly becoming very uncomfortable. She glances at the menu, flitting through it. She looks up through the window again as Swaggart shouts, frowning a bit. Well. That's not a silverfish. She's not sure what it is, but it's not a silverfish. She hums a little, looking through the window. She doesn't bother reading through the menu. She doesn't think she wants anything from here, after all....

*Meatsweats came back after a bit, looking at the carol*

"Have you thought on what dish you would like?"

She hums a little, watching the man.

"I've got a question. Is everything you serve made with mutant ingredients?"

"They are the feshest ingredients! And an abundant lot!"

"But I suppose I can make something without the mutant ingredients!"

She hums a bit, nodding slightly. She would rather just walk away and end this interaction, but she is still hungry. She sighs, glancing down at the menu again. She'll just get something simple to tide her over. Something safe, like a salad or a soup, maybe a sandwich. She hums again, finding a sandwich and pointing to it.

"Okay. Then I'll get one of these- without any mutant ingredients- please."

*meatsweats nodded, walking to the back, staring at Lee and raph*

"What are you lot doing here?!"

"Get out of my van!"

*they stared at predator shrieking louder before backing into their cage again*

@lee-o-nardo @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues-2

*Leo glares to Meatsweats, throwing three smoke bombs in his face. He grabs Hiero and drags them quickly out*

"Let's go Raph!"

{Raph was about to grab his sai but he huffs and runs after Leo as he decides to book it instead of fighting.}

*meatsweats grabbed a silverfish, absorbing the mutant silverfishes powers before running after them*

"Give me my mutant back!"

*They shrieked, snapping and swiping at movements, hissing loudly*

She listens as the chaos unfolds, taking this opportunity to discretely back away from the food truck, before speed walking away. She'll just have something when she gets home, actually. It sounds like someone else is already helping the mutants- or at least one of them.

"Raph, he can absorb your power, so keep your distance! We don't know what he already absorbed!"

*Leo picks Hiero up, carrying him while running away*

"We need to distract him!"

{Isn't that Mikey's department. Raph sighs before throwing a shrunken at MS to draw his attention.}

Hey ugly!

Come and get me!

#□□□□□#meatsweats #chef piggy

*meatsweats turned his attention to raph, running after him instead commanding raph to spot while splitting himself into two smaller meatsweats, one chasing after Lee*

"I'll make you lot into turtle soup!"

*They shrieked, clawing at movement, trying to push off him*

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

Her eyes widen as the man lifts a live mutant silverfish. She presses her lips, trying not to be rude. But her kids are mutants- well, 3- nope, 4 - of them are, anyway. The idea of eating a mutant feels wrong, even if mutants themselves are apparently doing it.

She hums a little, tilting her head a bit.

"Hm, I don't know if boiled silverfish is quite for me... What else do you have?"

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

She takes the menu, glancing towards the shrieking. This is rapidly becoming very uncomfortable. She glances at the menu, flitting through it. She looks up through the window again as Swaggart shouts, frowning a bit. Well. That's not a silverfish. She's not sure what it is, but it's not a silverfish. She hums a little, looking through the window. She doesn't bother reading through the menu. She doesn't think she wants anything from here, after all....

*Meatsweats came back after a bit, looking at the carol*

"Have you thought on what dish you would like?"

She hums a little, watching the man.

"I've got a question. Is everything you serve made with mutant ingredients?"

"They are the feshest ingredients! And an abundant lot!"

"But I suppose I can make something without the mutant ingredients!"

She hums a bit, nodding slightly. She would rather just walk away and end this interaction, but she is still hungry. She sighs, glancing down at the menu again. She'll just get something simple to tide her over. Something safe, like a salad or a soup, maybe a sandwich. She hums again, finding a sandwich and pointing to it.

"Okay. Then I'll get one of these- without any mutant ingredients- please."

*meatsweats nodded, walking to the back, staring at Lee and raph*

"What are you lot doing here?!"

"Get out of my van!"

*they stared at predator shrieking louder before backing into their cage again*

@lee-o-nardo @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues-2

*Leo glares to Meatsweats, throwing three smoke bombs in his face. He grabs Hiero and drags them quickly out*

"Let's go Raph!"

{Raph was about to grab his sai but he huffs and runs after Leo as he decides to book it instead of fighting.}

#meatsweats #□□□□□#chef piggy

*meatsweats grabbed a silverfish, absorbing the mutant silverfishes powers before running after them*

"Give me my mutant back!"

*They shrieked, snapping and swiping at movements, hissing loudly*

25 posts!

#25 posts #tumblr milestone

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

Her eyes widen as the man lifts a live mutant silverfish. She presses her lips, trying not to be rude. But her kids are mutants- well, 3- nope, 4 - of them are, anyway. The idea of eating a mutant feels wrong, even if mutants themselves are apparently doing it.

She hums a little, tilting her head a bit.

"Hm, I don't know if boiled silverfish is quite for me... What else do you have?"

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

She takes the menu, glancing towards the shrieking. This is rapidly becoming very uncomfortable. She glances at the menu, flitting through it. She looks up through the window again as Swaggart shouts, frowning a bit. Well. That's not a silverfish. She's not sure what it is, but it's not a silverfish. She hums a little, looking through the window. She doesn't bother reading through the menu. She doesn't think she wants anything from here, after all....

*Meatsweats came back after a bit, looking at the carol*

"Have you thought on what dish you would like?"

She hums a little, watching the man.

"I've got a question. Is everything you serve made with mutant ingredients?"

"They are the feshest ingredients! And an abundant lot!"

"But I suppose I can make something without the mutant ingredients!"

She hums a bit, nodding slightly. She would rather just walk away and end this interaction, but she is still hungry. She sighs, glancing down at the menu again. She'll just get something simple to tide her over. Something safe, like a salad or a soup, maybe a sandwich. She hums again, finding a sandwich and pointing to it.

"Okay. Then I'll get one of these- without any mutant ingredients- please."

*meatsweats nodded, walking to the back, staring at Lee and raph*

"What are you lot doing here?!"

"Get out of my van!"

*they stared at predator shrieking louder before backing into their cage again*

@lee-o-nardo @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues-2

#10 reblogs #tumblr milestone #thank you

Thank you @rupertswaggart and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

Her eyes widen as the man lifts a live mutant silverfish. She presses her lips, trying not to be rude. But her kids are mutants- well, 3- nope, 4 - of them are, anyway. The idea of eating a mutant feels wrong, even if mutants themselves are apparently doing it.

She hums a little, tilting her head a bit.

"Hm, I don't know if boiled silverfish is quite for me... What else do you have?"

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

She takes the menu, glancing towards the shrieking. This is rapidly becoming very uncomfortable. She glances at the menu, flitting through it. She looks up through the window again as Swaggart shouts, frowning a bit. Well. That's not a silverfish. She's not sure what it is, but it's not a silverfish. She hums a little, looking through the window. She doesn't bother reading through the menu. She doesn't think she wants anything from here, after all....

*Meatsweats came back after a bit, looking at the carol*

"Have you thought on what dish you would like?"

She hums a little, watching the man.

"I've got a question. Is everything you serve made with mutant ingredients?"

"They are the feshest ingredients! And an abundant lot!"

"But I suppose I can make something without the mutant ingredients!"

She hums a bit, nodding slightly. She would rather just walk away and end this interaction, but she is still hungry. She sighs, glancing down at the menu again. She'll just get something simple to tide her over. Something safe, like a salad or a soup, maybe a sandwich. She hums again, finding a sandwich and pointing to it.

"Okay. Then I'll get one of these- without any mutant ingredients- please."

*meatsweats nodded, walking to the back, staring at Lee and raph*

"What are you lot doing here?!"

"Get out of my van!"

*they stared at predator shrieking louder before backing into their cage again*

@lee-o-nardo @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues-2

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

Her eyes widen as the man lifts a live mutant silverfish. She presses her lips, trying not to be rude. But her kids are mutants- well, 3- nope, 4 - of them are, anyway. The idea of eating a mutant feels wrong, even if mutants themselves are apparently doing it.

She hums a little, tilting her head a bit.

"Hm, I don't know if boiled silverfish is quite for me... What else do you have?"

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

She takes the menu, glancing towards the shrieking. This is rapidly becoming very uncomfortable. She glances at the menu, flitting through it. She looks up through the window again as Swaggart shouts, frowning a bit. Well. That's not a silverfish. She's not sure what it is, but it's not a silverfish. She hums a little, looking through the window. She doesn't bother reading through the menu. She doesn't think she wants anything from here, after all....

*Meatsweats came back after a bit, looking at the carol*

"Have you thought on what dish you would like?"

She hums a little, watching the man.

"I've got a question. Is everything you serve made with mutant ingredients?"

"They are the feshest ingredients! And an abundant lot!"

"But I suppose I can make something without the mutant ingredients!"

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

Her eyes widen as the man lifts a live mutant silverfish. She presses her lips, trying not to be rude. But her kids are mutants- well, 3- nope, 4 - of them are, anyway. The idea of eating a mutant feels wrong, even if mutants themselves are apparently doing it.

She hums a little, tilting her head a bit.

"Hm, I don't know if boiled silverfish is quite for me... What else do you have?"

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

She takes the menu, glancing towards the shrieking. This is rapidly becoming very uncomfortable. She glances at the menu, flitting through it. She looks up through the window again as Swaggart shouts, frowning a bit. Well. That's not a silverfish. She's not sure what it is, but it's not a silverfish. She hums a little, looking through the window. She doesn't bother reading through the menu. She doesn't think she wants anything from here, after all....

*Meatsweats came back after a bit, looking at the carol*

"Have you thought on what dish you would like?"

#5 reblogs #tumblr milestone #thank you

Thank you @gl-carol-oneil and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

Her eyes widen as the man lifts a live mutant silverfish. She presses her lips, trying not to be rude. But her kids are mutants- well, 3- nope, 4 - of them are, anyway. The idea of eating a mutant feels wrong, even if mutants themselves are apparently doing it.

She hums a little, tilting her head a bit.

"Hm, I don't know if boiled silverfish is quite for me... What else do you have?"

#chef piggy #meatsweats #□□□□□

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

Okay, but what about the rest of it? Surely you won't use all of the torso meat in the stew?

"I could make boiled leopard tongue!"

"And fried leopard brain!"

"The liver and kidneys cannot be eaten!"

"I'll just feed those to my very helpful mutant!"

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

She blinks, slightly startled by the massive mutant who answers her question. She stares at him for just a moment, listening to his introduction. She smiles awkwardly, chuckling a little.

"Well, that's good to hear, because I am starving. What kind of food do you serve, Mr. Swaggart?"

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

To be fair, you don't see us at all. For all you know, we are wearing chef's jackets

And anyway, I'm just saying mutant jaguar is pretty rare, I'd imagine. That may very well be the only one in the world. Are you absolutely sure you're getting the best possible flavor combination here?

"..."

"I could make my famous rub, smoke the legs of the jaguar.."

"Oh yes, that will be delectable! The meat will just fall off the bone!"

"Then I can make a stew with the bones! Mix in some ribs, make a rib boned stew with mutant jaguar heart!"

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

Neat. Mutant jaguar, huh? Exotic. You sure lemon rice is the best thing to pair it with?

"Well, I don't see you lot in a chefs jacket!"