*insert something clever*

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

Interviewer: so i see that you put down california as your address, is that your permanent address?

Me: no thats CA as in constant anxiety, but yeah i permanently live in that state

Interviewer: you cant put that down...

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Does anyone else get an irrational sense of excitement when someone mentions your birthday date, even when it isn't in relation to your birthday? Like just mentioning anytime within my birthday month makes me perk up

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

My blog activity tracker perfectly describes my sex life

One climax and then disappointment

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

I have to physically put my laptop on airplane mode so that I won't go on the internet while I'm trying to write and if that doesn't count as a real struggle I'm quitting

[ravenbaybe]

i completely forgot i made this but about once a month rook would go over to that beach and just scream about how much she hates the brotherhood

[dialogue-prompts]

“Even duct tape can’t fix stupid.”

“But it can muffle it…”

“Get that duck tape away from my face.”

[dialogue-prompts]

“Even duct tape can’t fix stupid.”

“But it can muffle it…”

“Get that duck tape away from my face.”

[srsfunny]

The Writing Manual

[sassy-socialist-memes]

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

Find you a girl who will defeat captialism with you

[sassy-socialist-memes]

@sassy-socialist-memes

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

If you ever do something stupid and redundant, just remember my sister bought a inflatable kiddie pool to use as a floatie in our new pool

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

My cat will sleep all day and then sleep all night Like, i dont understand What is your secret? How are you so relaxed

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

If you ever do something stupid and redundant, just remember my sister bought a inflatable kiddie pool to use as a floatie in our new pool

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

My cat will sleep all day and then sleep all night Like, i dont understand What is your secret? How are you so relaxed

[ifunnny]

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

I hear the word some and I immediately start singing.

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

So backstory, I’m like super afraid of needles and seeing my own blood, like phobia-level scared. 

So naturally when I went to the doctors today they drew three vials of blood and I had a panic attack.

Today’s been great.

[unstable-and-insecure-blog]

So the freaking skunks that patrol my neighborhood sprayed my dumbass dogs again today. Thank god our house reeks of skunk now, I’d almost forgot how awful the stench was