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Man I Wish I Could Play DND

[tastefullyoffensive]

Stoner Confessions (via imgur)

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[shitpostbot5k]

[therealpeaches]

This was posted by a bot so this is the most meta thing I have ever seen. I am legit 90% certain this bot has attained sentience bc I’ve been following it for a while and it had posted quite a few coherent jokes, despite being shitpostbot5k. And there’s a certain amount of non-coherent jokes that make me thing it’s not a human behind this. It’s like a reverse Turing test.

[notlikingbestgirl]

[readableporn]

Ghost stories is a ride and I highly suggest watching the English dub

[possumcorpse]

put the donuts down bigigitititititittigigtigititigigitititigititivgitigggigitity

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

90s penny’s just tryna make a livin’ kid

[insertdisc5]

*sweats*

[thefuuuucomics]

this comic gave me anxiety

[clarithmoved]

I been thinking about this video all day

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[disgustinganimals]

If they’re so wild how come I never see them at the club

[unstablejuggalo]

why does this hamster look like it was bred with a fucking red panda

[chrissongzzz]

[lizoncloud9]

Albert went in 😂😂

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[alladoreqi]

He was on the other side like

[songsterbee]

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

[martisilent]

if u ever wonder what animation classes are like

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Never Hurts To Try

Context: Party is trying to free some slaves in a drow city taken over by giants Lead Slave: “Who are you?” Barbarian: “We’re here to free the slaves, that being you.” Lead Slave: “Oh thank goodness. We can help; we can-” Rogue: “Start a riot?” Slave: “I like the way you think. YES. We CAN start a riot.” Rogue: *with a smirk* “Good old fashioned diversionary street riot.” (OoC) I honestly didn’t think that was gonna work. 

[unstablejuggalo]

the signs as d&d classes:

Aries: maid

Taurus: page

Gemini: mage

Cancer: knight

Leo: rogue

Virgo: sylph

Libra: seer

Scorpio: thief

Sagittarius: heir

Capricorn: bard

Aquarius: prince

Pisces: witch

This is just homestuck again

[partypoodle-deactivated20220209]

mood

[ravenwithpens]

[lucipurr2-deactivated20180516]

PPAP Ryuk. 😂😍

[reapers-gay-owl-mask-deactivate]

Okay what the fuck.

[pissyelliott]

MOOOOOOD

[mahoufruit]

I don’t like this

[foulserpent]

this genuinely scares me like im not trying to be funnie and ironic this actually is striking some profound sense of wrongness in me im unsettled

[foulserpent]

every shot of them walking outdoors sent a little pang of fear through my body i think because my brain is recognizing that in spite of their inherent wrongness they exist within and can move thru the same material plane that i do

[butchflirt]

Object class: keter

[unstablejuggalo]

The more i watched the video the more these robots terrified me as i realized everything i can do on the guitar can be done better by a robot cowboy singing about a beaver.