UNSW Minecraft Society

The official UNSW Minecraft Society Tumblr

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this is me if you even care anymroe btw

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what is a tumblr

what is a tumblr change it change it just call it a cup perchancewhere is myjuice its cust a jstucp. minecraft

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@uomminecraftsociety sometimes i think of you at night and i then i dream about a locked door and my hands are bleeding

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I know it's only been four days and two dates... but Pokemon Society... I think you're the one...

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just chilling at the rubbish bins today and snacking on the old doughnuts when... this mysterious stranger appeared... throwing out their old bulk pokemon cards... I think their name was UNSW Pokemon Society, but I bet their friends just call them PokeSoc. How do they do their hair like that...?

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I was going on my #single walk today when I came across this beautiful scenery... isn't mother nature's blossom bosom so providing? I was immediately overwhelmed by the urethral smog that filled my lungs with its natural goodness... baths and bodyworks needs to take a lesson. I think once I find my #chappellroansoulmate I'll be ready to take a honeymoon here. Mary Shelley wrote of the sublime thinking of this place.

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I was looking at this bee and thinking today... you know why they're called bees? It's because they know how to -be-.

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why is the dating pool so dry. I've been sitting at the roundhouse all night dressed up cute style reading some yaoi at the bar, and NONE of the other societies have bitten yet. where are the hungry fish. where is the chivalry. where is my La La Land romance.

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yawn. it's been a while. time to jump back into the dating pool. I hope all the cute societies aren't taken yet...

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An ode to my love

I woke up in the morning and rolled out of my monopoly themed bed with a groan as I stretched my soft and strong arms. The birds had stopped singing outside, which probably meant it was 12pm. That was reassuring- I had a lot to do today, and that meant I'd waken up one hour earlier than usual. I walked in front of my mirror and saw a beautiful person with icy blue eyes like limpid tears and soft skin and raven black hair. I softly smiled, throwing my hair into a casual messy bun and slipping on my favourite MineZ t-shirt. God, I wish I had more money. "God, I wish I had more money," I cutely informed the beautiful person in the mirror who was myself. I needed money to buy MineZ ranks for my seventh account after they banned my last one- but I was poor after nobody signed my arc forms. But today that'd change- today I was applying for a job at Manchester University, run by Minechester themselves. I smiled thinking about them- their big strong arms, their beautiful smile, their red 1988 Ford Falcon in relatively good condition. I wondered what they thought about MineZ. They probably thought it was really hot. I put on my makeup to look extra good, and gracefully strode out my bedroom door.

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Sorry BlocSoc

@uofgminecraftsociety, after being rejected so many times by you I need have to confess that I've started seeing other societies. Please don't be mad at me, you know you will always have a place in my heart.

To quote the words of Dolly Parton:

"If I should stay, I would only be in your way, So I'll go, but I know, I'll think of you each step of the way.

And I will always love you I will always love you"

I would like to introduce you to my new partner, UNSW Minecraft society.

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Holy crap common UNSW W

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Time to convince UNSW on Tumblr so I can simp on them here.

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My dearest Minechester, I would move worlds and create Tumblr accounts so I could be held in your big strong arms <3 xoxo MC Soc