The World is Quiet Here.

“You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment. The terrible phone call, the rainstorm, the sinister knock on the door—they will all come. Soon enough arrive the treacherous villain and the unfair trial and the smoke and the flames of the suspicious fires to burn everything away. In the meantime, it is best to grab what wonderful moments you find lying around.” a lemony snicket fan blog

[charlotte-fleming]

Oh to be a random student at Prufrock Prepatory School. Imagine you go to the world's most boring, depressing school, where the only interesting thing is this one thirteen year old girl that wants to kill anyone that doesn't smile at her, and then within the span of a few weeks, you get five new students, all of which are orphans, two of them get kidnapped by your new gym teacher who is actually a murderer in disguise, the other three immediately get expelled, and then even the annoying girl is gone. And then your maths teacher gets arrested for robbing a bank and your vice principal burns to death a few weeks later.

[raychleadele]

A Series of Unfortunate Events but the sugar bowl looks like this

[kitsnicket]

Herstory…..

[wynkahthu]

getting ready for valentines day <3 here is one of my favourite quotes abt love

[slozhnos]

sometimes you just need to reacquaint yourself with the story of the baudelaire orphans and their woeful journey

[live-book-posting]

Lemony keeps spitting facts

[accidental-hermit-deactivated20]

I just realized this is definitely asoue-adjacent. Shoutout to my grandpa for showing this to me.

[addendumbeekeeper]

Professor says “The Schism” my head jerks up like a sleeper agent

[unusual-suspects]

[luminarygardens]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[cinnamaow]

when u really think about it.. everything is an asoue reference

[greengalaxies]

Something beyond brilliant about the way the first books in a series of unfortunate events, have Olaf dress up in all kinds of disguises and then as the books get closer to the end, he stops. He appears as himself.

The Baudelaires however who have been forced into making some very morally gray decisions as the series progresses, start disguising themselves.

[tarmairons]

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS — 3x2

[thesnicketfile]

“I think you can be an enormous reader and not be an intellectual, and probably — maybe, be a better reader by not being an intellectual. I think the world of Lemony Snicket is entirely governed by books; crucial information is in there from all the characters that are named with things that usually have literary allusions, and so the stuff of literature is the stuff that’s being thought about. Someone said to me once it’s like a world in which it’s literature instead of money. It’s not that money is absent from Lemony Snicket, but the idea … that having a different interpretation of “Madame Bovary” could lead to a huge schism, or something like that.”

— Daniel Handler reveals the cause of VFD’s schism in A Series of Unfortunate Events

[sharksfrommars]

Art I did in October of the Baudelaire children. I was rewatching asoue back then. It’s meant to emulate the kind of risograph print style, cus I’m lowkey obsessed with it.

[babzgordon]

“I didn’t realize this was a sad occasion.”

[dallaswinstons]

@chaptersnet event i: childhood favorites — a series of unfortunate events by lemony snicket

“not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle”

[snckt]

violet had a real knack for inventing and building strange devices, so her brain was often filled with images of pulleys, levers, and gears, and she never wanted to be distracted by something as trivial as her hair.

@asouefanworkevent day one of woevember : violet's inventions, alternatively titled,   what's that thing edison said?