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Still here, but barely...these new tumblr rules blow. Thinking of setting up a patreon account. Would there be any interest in seeing my insertions, and fake/object birthing videos if I were to make one?

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Made myself a Squig <3

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Let’s help protect what we have going here. If you want to keep seeing my content, along with TONS of other pages, please take a moment and go sign this petition! AND PLEASE SHARE!!!

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I missed my induction day for my twins two weeks ago. I simply refused to go. I’m at 38 weeks, and am determined to give birth to them at home despite doctors orders for a C-section. They think each baby is at least 8lbs. The doctor worries I’ll be ripped in two by them, but I don’t think he understands how much I’ve trained for this.

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Ready to pop!

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A good look at this lusty hunk of a dragon dildo. He's 13.5 inches in circumference and stretches me out SO. DAMN. GOOD. Makes me feel like I am giving birth again, the only difference is there are orgasms replacing the contractions.

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People keep asking for a full body photo...this will be the closest I get to showing that online.

[uoa]

does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

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me: *opens Facebook app*

facebook: you tryna show everybody this slideshow of your titties?

[ringofire]

[rainbowbooty-deactivated2017073]

[ruinedslut]

WANT! *sighs*

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I have three Bad Dragon toys total...Stan (L) Sleipnir (XL) and Crackers (XL)

But, one of those Bad Dragon toys is pictured here! (Sleipnir, the second from the left.)

I want all of them, ESPECIALLY Flint on the far right 😍

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Suggestion box is open

What would you like to see me shove inside my pussy? ***ANYTHING related to YOUR personal anatomy or a bodily fluid of yours ("my dick" "my fingers" "my hand" "my fist" "my tongue" "my cum" "my spit" etc.) WILL get you BLOCKED from my page***

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Another reblog

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New toys! Large silicone eggs for me to give birth to over and over! Ahhhh! 😍 9.5" circumference (24.2cm)

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Everyone keeps asking where I got these! It's from @akrowsnest's etsy shop!

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Birthing of an eggplant

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Shaping up nicely.

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Any other fake belly wearers?

Wondering how many others there are out there that wear a fake belly, pretend to to look pregnant and whatnot. Reblog if you do!