assorted brain rot

my name’s ren and these are the hyperfixations that keep me alive

[from-and-for-nerds]

Agent Clark was a whimp, my girl Nancy Danderhoof would've caught on to the Hilda Hilda/Wanda Childa scheme in an afternoon but wouldn't have published it because fig would tell her so much dirt about everyone else

[urfavecryptid]

damn i should watch she ra again

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[cornercritter]

Reverend, she was not raised to work!

[hidingfromsav]

she’s so perfect actually

[urfavecryptid]

underrated moment in the latest AP is emily pronouncing “quarry” like that when she and murph were literally VAs in a game called the quarry

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[brennan-lee-mother]

Simply cannot stop thinking about the fact that HJ and LaVonte are Sire and Childe and yet seem to have no hierarchy between them at all. HJ unquestionably treats LaVonte as his equal and LaVonte feels perfectly comfortable yelling at and physically assaulting HJ, both of which are kind of unthinkable under the social rules of the Camarilla. It’s LaVonte’s name first in Worthy and Wingstreet Industries. They are Sire and Childe but more importantly they are partners.

[patronsaint-ofmystery]

heartbreaking: your problematic power gap yaoi actually respect each other as equals

[burnerformybs]

Imagine the terror of being Aaron Bow. Crouched in the darkness. Stalking your prey. You're undetected. You line up for the perfect shot...And then the tallest, most hulked-out man you have ever seen in your life whips around and snatches your bolt out of the air. His eyes and those of his companions reflect the moonlight like cats as they turn to look at you. He shouts that "you're FUCKING DEAD" and starts charging straight towards you in the darkness. He does this all in a giant chunky turtleneck.

He was cozycore 2 minutes ago with a mug of tea and now he is fully the Predator chasing someone through the woods. In a turtleneck. It really jarred me to see that beastial reaction from Mitch because I am so used to him being the quiet, gentle one of the coterie. Amazing and quick choice by Murph

[bioloyg]

HJ having almost negative rizz, MECHANICALLY, is maybe the funniest shit. Because it means his unsettling weirdo vampire swag is what won LaVonte over. That vampiric intensity and hunger. LaVonte looked at that and went, “forever sounds cool, let me do the talking though.”

And they were roommates

[ju-nebugg]

something about “we’ve done this dance before”

[spinchingout]

zaeth: i need $20000 for a carriage

lavonte, with the specific energy of someone Rich and Haunted staring into a fireplace in an otherwise pitch black room: ….why

zaeth: im gonna give tina bunders a carriage ride :)

lavonte, no less haunted: done.

[sorenkingsley]

I've sworn off books.

[urfavecryptid]

madeleine is going to take over purpee through the power of sapphic non-monogamy

[gods-favorite-autistic]

In the strip club straight up playing it. And by it I mean. Moulin Rouge

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[urfavecryptid]

“charles de gaul airport is really fun” made me go NO like emily did with “you know it”

[unhinged-soapbox]

Need more 800 year old vampires cosplaying as college students to pull up to Thanksgiving dinners as an engaged couple's third with the express purpose of tearing the family apart from the inside.