jude :)

26/any “only cowgirls get the blues”

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i started working on this in february and am forcing myself to stop lest i drive myself insane. did not expect to be struck with a Real and True parasocial crush at the ripe old age of twenty six after not having one since middle school but something about their whole deal has latched onto my psyche so bad that i feel like i should be taken out back and put down. anywayssss hi president vehicular i love the idea of you a normal amount <333

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I read your username and thought it was “spinchin’ gout” so you have gout now

#mygout 😔

[licensedproldier]

game changer episode so good it kills <3

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[haarute]

josh ruben game changer meltdown

[fancygentlemelon]

Not "psychologically demolished by Sam," not "the players have unionized", but a secret third thing: "terrorize Sam to the point he begs for the game to end"

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the new ep was a fever dream as always and I do love josh anna and demi with my whole heart and ass. However☝️i do wonder if anyone ever floated the idea of getting the one year later trio for rulette. the game where you get mostly get points for throwing ur fellow players under the bus. i refuse to believe sam’s lil jigsaw-adjacent ass never said “what if we found out how much they Really unionized”

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if demi had been born 1000 years ago he would have been mythologized as some sort of spirit

[certaintylikelightning]

so HJ is daniel day lewis from there will be blood and zaeth is kiefer sutherland from lost boys. I need to know the rest of the cast’s celebrity face claims STAT

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in my mind’s eye madelaine is a combination of chappell roan’s vampire looks

[tiredadventurer]

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got his ass

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god the fucking closeups of the limp mannequin so pathetic just taking it are making me full cry lmfaooo head scooching on the floor and everything

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“sepia tone im gonna kill him so much al pacino.” And ive always said that !

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the episode started and i was like wow it does feel like they might have locked anna in a room with nothing but adderall and edibles for three days for this one and then they talked about going to go karts on their lunch and I was like oh yeah no that tracks

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Like anna has the vibe of someone who heavily fucks with a mini golf/go kart/laser tag place the same way that vic does about amusement parks. two sides of the same coin if you will

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the episode started and i was like wow it does feel like they might have locked anna in a room with nothing but adderall and edibles for three days for this one and then they talked about going to go karts on their lunch and I was like oh yeah no that tracks

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the nap I’m sure nearly all the contestants take after filming the average game changer has gotta be fucking insane

[fandom-man]

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lisa gilroy’s oops lil fart admitting to running vic over on her way to move in with their dad:

[northstareclipse]

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

[charl0ttan]

exclaiming in the pussy like holy baloney