everyone’s favorite mohoe

mhc '28 || they/them || basically fizz but it's just one person

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sunset behind torrey hall and on skinner green a couple days ago

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stg people need to learn how to clean hair out of the showers after they’re done using them

[muchbuffy]

Excuse me, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 👀

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THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE SHOW AND THE REBOOT DIRECTOR IS A MOUNT HOLYOKE GRAD?!

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MY DOOR JUST OPENED UP ON ITS OWN WTF I THINK MY DORM IS LEGITIMATELY HAUNTED

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Scenario: Band AU

Betsy x Mary

Set to: Enchanted

Betsy goes out, like she does every night, with her best friend Chauncey. She’s in a crowded bar when a band in the corner gets introduced as “The MHCees”. Huh, she thinks, just another stupid cover band. Hope they’re better than the last one. Just then, an angelic voice floats over them, warbling out the first few notes of Betsy’s favorite song. She pushes through the crowd, eager to match a face to the voice. Her jaw drops when she sees mega famous singer/songwriter Mary Lyon on stage with her rumored lover Sir Klaus. She stares at Mary Lyon (she’s always had a crush on her) and wishes she could talk to her. Mary catches her eye and winks and Betsy nearly faints! Chauncey pushes in next to her and whistles.

“Who’s that handsome stud” he says pointing to Klaus.

“I think he’s her boyfriend :(“

They both sigh in mutual gay solidarity. After the show (the best Betsy had ever seen) Mary finds Betsy and offers to buy her a drink. At the bar Betsy asks about her relationship with Sir Klaus, and Mary assures her it’s all for the press and publicity. And then they KISS!

[hebitedmypepis]

Never thought I’d find Mary Lyon fanfic on my dash but here we are #mountholywoke

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mary lyon fanfiction?! i never thought id live to see the day

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help why does my floor’s microwave always smell so sus 😭💀

[selfdescribing-song]

Ok RUDE i hope your microwave blows up

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actually it did blow up last night thanks to my roommate

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i’m having this weird issue where everything from blanch makes me feel sick expect for the fruit and bagels except i can’t just eat fruit and bagels because i’m athlete and need to fuel my body but i can’t afford to buy non blanch food 💀

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help why does my floor’s microwave always smell so sus 😭💀

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i’m so fucking glad i didn’t go to smith. y’all are such a rude bunch of people and need to pull your heads out of your asses

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the truth can always be found in the tags

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i’m so fucking glad i didn’t go to smith. y’all are such a rude bunch of people and need to pull your heads out of your asses