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British insults derived from avocado-based personality tests.

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10 more signs you might be a sweeaboo

- You take off your shoes at the doorstep to put on your indoor shoes. You do this to honour the sacred division between public and private spaces. - You eat ants to predict the weather of the whole next year. - You are completely straitlaced, except for the few days between Fat Thursday and Ash Wednesday, where you turn into your alternate universe twin. - You sometimes have the urge to put a puck on the end of a small, narrow ramp and whack it with a long, bendy stick that has a weight at the end. - You are an introvert; but when you’re hiking you temporarily become a complete extrovert. - Your favourite mild insult is Totsch. - You barely know how credit cards function; you don’t like how stores are trying to push you to use them. - In your group, you are known as the one who gets homesick easily. - It takes you a few months to decide which shade of white you want to paint your rooms in. - You know someone who has tried cat meat; you are vaguely curious what it would taste like, but you’re not sure if you would actually go for it if offered.

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10 signs you might be a Sweeaboo

- You have a constant craving for fondue - You’re just really, into Swiss pop music (short: S-Pop) lately - You give everyone cutesy nicknames that end in -li - Your favourite cartoon is Pingu - You seriously thought about ordering an alphorn online. at least four times - You kinda want to wear a Tracht, but you can’t decide which style to go for - You only eat real chocolate, not those bullshit Belgian knockoffs - You think halberds are massively undervalued weapons. Why can’t anyone else see how they’re the pinnacle of smithing? - You use Schabziger as a test if someone can be friends with you - William Tell is your husbando hussbend

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