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he/they/it/rot | 21 | multi fandom | crowdean / reidner shippers dni | varsityfreak CEO

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kyoutani x tanaka who’s with me

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I need a fic where suga and oikawa fight over the role of “kageyamas mentor” and oikawa is like CONVINCED he’d pick him bc he’s so much cooler than suga

then kageyama picks suga.

and oikawa needs to realize that he was never kageyamas mentor, just kageyamas upperclassman

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how i feel searching up “haikyuu x reader” on tumblr at least 30 times a day

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unfortunately I do prefer buff men to skinny men and that’s why I never got into spencer reid :/

there can only be ONE twink in this relationship and it’s ME.

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obito and rin are soulmates idc

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kibahina is actually amazing and they have more chemistry than naruhina

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when I say I want jiraiya and they think I mean the 25 year old skinny era, but in reality I mean the 50 year old perv, with hands big enough to crush my head, and a death wish era

oh i’m gonna BUST

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I feel like we need to talk about how sakura has two spirits. like. why did we all just forget.

inner sakura kicked ino out of her brain with nothing but spite and a bit of yelling

ino said it herself, that jutsu’s unbeatable by the average person

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choji akimichi you are so much more than just the fat comedic relief.

shikamaru nara you are so much more than the lazy one.

Ino yamanka you are so much more than the “temu sakura.”

team 10 you are so much more than the replacement team 7.

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the mischaracterization of sakura haruno needs to be studied

she hits naruto, yeah, but. she wouldn’t be homophobic ???? what ????? she only hits him when he’s speaking out of turn or being disrespectful.

she wouldn’t beat up naruto for dating sasuke, she’d be a little mad/jealous at first, but she’d eventually move on. she’s a teenage girl, not a monster.

female characters who get hated for “getting in the way” of a queer ship, they will never make me hate you

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bychance and varsityfreak in the same world, where andy and chance accidentally discover each others secret relationship.

they’re both outside of the hellfire room, waiting for the session to finish up, so they can drive their respective boyfriends home

they accidentally bump into each other, and just stare.

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rewatching naruto and forgot how silly gaalee was those are my babies

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varsityfreak is peak you guys don’t get it

“enemies to lovers” until the enemies are lovers

anyways

imagine dustin having to pretend he hates andy bc otherwise max will start suspecting things

andy’s afraid to come out, his brother was gay and he got kicked out

but dustin’s out with his mom, and steddie. only will and max know in the group.

lucas probably does, he just hasn’t told him. he didn’t tell max either. he didn’t know what happened.

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I love the tigers they make me so happy because I think they’re all at least a little gay

andy: i’m gay!

jason: okay? so am I?

chance: I want to kiss will byers

jason: what

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I keep forgetting that steve isn’t canonically gay and he actually really likes women

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FUCK IT WE GOING WOKE LETS GO ITS TIME FOR WOKER THINGS

mike wheeler is BISEXUAL

will byers is GAY

nancy wheeler is BISEXUAL (fem pref)

jonathan byers is TRANS and GAY

dustin henderson is PANSEXUAL

lucas is BISEXUAL

max is TRANS and GAY

eddie munson is GAY

robin buckley is a LESBIAN

steve harrington is GAY

kali is BISEXUAL

jane is UNLABELED

billy hargrove has INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA

joyce byers KISSED A GIRL in COLLEGE

jim hopper is a CONFUSED STRAIGHT ALLY

karen wheeler is a CLOSETED LESBIAN

ted wheeler SUCKS