moldywort

lame teenager georgia [she/her]

[grandmabread]

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

[whatt-the-fucking-fuck]

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

[matyldakwiatek-deactivated20190]

That was deep

[official-nasa]

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

[jescachero]

That was deeper.

[princess-of-lore]

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

[thebootydiaries]

is staff ok

[chessys]

be ur own father!! let urself down!!!!

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[snorlaxatives]

me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember

[mytholgy]

I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I want to take pictures of new places. I just want to go.

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

im kinda clingy yo like…why you take ten minutes to reply. I missed you. Get back here.

[howl1996-deactivated20160906]

talents: self sabotage

[nxtome]

ryan reynolds and his daughter 

[midwest-monster]

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now

[danaziz]

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

[sovietnam]

[satanasteama]

Pika pika, mother fucker.

[danghotyaois-blog]

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”

[sadhearts]

not trying to be dramatic but can someone care about me