Your Shit Are South Park Opinions

some idiot with shit opinions on controversial egg children

[urshitarespopinions]

I'm starting art requests!

I really just need to start drawing again.

submit to my ask, dm me, or reply to this post if you want something drawn :D

[urshitarespopinions]

i havent posted since july last year where did you all come from

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

[dragontatoes]

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

[peregrineggsandham]

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

[shmaroace-deactivated20241124]

aro culture is reading the word aromatic as aromantic every. single. time

[radiofreederry]

This was because I told Dutch people to wear their helmets when riding a bicycle

[animentality]

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

[were--ralph]

Where did you come from

Tumblr is my home....I never left

I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason

Reddit Refugee

Twitter Refugee

Facebook Refugee

Some Other Site [Comment]

Voting ended onJul 8, 2023

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

[0harpies]

idk how to tell you this but ive been following you for a while and i know i have a lot of competitors but i just can't hold my feelings in any longer and...

i hate you

(/j i love your comics 💜💜💜)

Im marrying you aswell out of spite

[urshitarespopinions]

FUCK NO AAAHHH THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT I FEARED... IM HERPIES-PHOBIC

[gasolene-puddle]

i luv making these

[urshitarespopinions]

wrong. bob was cooler

[gaystan]

cartman: racist but in an endearing way bc he’s eight

kyle: jewish

stan: emotional

kenny: would drink gasoline to impress you

[urshitarespopinions]

kenny the type of kid to say "my dad's truck is bigger than your dad's truck"

[urshitarespopinions]

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[ober-affen-geil]

In what way were you introduced to what a "lapis lazuli" is?

Steven Universe (you know how to pronounce it)

Deltora Quest (you probably don't know how to pronounce it)

Some other way (tell in the notes!)

I don't know what that is (show answer)

Voting ended onMay 15, 2023

[maruchanart]

Stuck in the elevator :(

[kosmogrl]

[urshitarespopinions]

shitpost i'm never going to finish

[urshitarespopinions]

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bruh?

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇