time is passin' by

jess. NYC. Not twenty-something anymore. advocate of joy. ’twas grace that taught my heart to fear, and grace my fears relieved

[usdacertifiedlean]

tbh it’s probably gonna be so long before we get TK6 the lead single is gonna be like Dropping Henry Off At College

[usdacertifiedlean]

hm I was a little off.

[usdacertifiedlean]

I love logging on to tumblr dot com because I got a “save your username” email and seeing what wildly different shit all the people I follow got into in the past few years.

[usdacertifiedlean]

drool-is-love replied to your post “I had the fuckin weirdest dream last night that I accidentally became...”

The brandon of your dreams fells very real

if i found out that brandon actually sits around a television with his family on a nightly basis watching bob the builder and eating beef jerky I think that still wouldn’t even make the top ten list of the weirdest things I know about this man. 

[usdacertifiedlean]

I had the fuckin weirdest dream last night that I accidentally became real good friends with the whole flowers family including a fourth random child they had named James

and I did it by showing up at their house to exterminate bugs in their luscious rose garden and Brandon was like thanks for helping out, I know you’re a fan, want to come have dinner with us and then come in the garage and hear some stuff we’re putting down for my fourth album? which would have been a time to ask what happened to his third album, as well as why brandon frickin flowers would be recording his own music with no other input in a garage with the woman who came to kill aphids or whatever, but I asked none of those questions because dream me was like “I can’t I promised Tana I would help with the dishes”

but instead of having dinner at the table we ate beef jerky and we watched bob the builder (which, it is worth noting, I have never seen in my life) and by the end of the night the children were calling me “auntie Ned” which was when I realized I was NOT ME in this scenario, I WAS MY D&D CHARACTER.

anyway James was a pretty cool kid I guess I wonder where my subconscious got him

[usdacertifiedlean]

guys the new brandi carlile has me fucked right up i’m sobbing at my desk I wasn’t prepared for this I was expecting to have another week to fortify myself 

[usdacertifiedlean]

I know i talk a lot about the secondhand embarrassment brandon flowers gives me but I really am terribly proud of him 

[usdacertifiedlean]

i feel like people who liked the new star wars movie are like yeah it was rad I really enjoyed it, but people who didn’t like it are convinced that liking it is an offense equal to you lighting their house on fire while simultaneously peeing on their mother.

[hotfuss]

Brandon’s flamingo era look screams “I’m just a simple farm boy who lives in a ranch in the middle of nowhere (and probably it’s the 19th century) and I take care of my 3 cows and corn fields and somehow I was put on stage with a microphone in hand and now i’m world touring and I have no idea how to get back home”

[wennkillz]

(Chacara do Jockey - 11.21.09 - Brazil)

[usdacertifiedlean]

i know it’s important to call out stuff that’s wrong with our various forms of media and entertainment.

but it’s also okay to dislike something without digging up some problematic shit the creator said in a tweet seven years ago, just so we feel like we’re righteous in our dislike of the thing. 

like...yes, have a dialogue about how X movie is strong when it comes to this thing but weak in this other thing, but...sometimes people just like different stuff, it doesn’t always have to turn into a “THE THING YOU LOVE IS MORE PROBLEMATIC THAN THE THING I LOVE AND THUS YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT FOR LOVING IT”

sometimes you can just dislike a thing because you didn’t enjoy it, you don’t have to climb up on a holier-than-thou horse and ride into battle over it. 

[usdacertifiedlean]

nothing impresses me anymore like a celebrity says something inspirational about being kind and loving people and I’m just like...that’s nice now say something that will piss off the republicans

[u2lovethekillers]

I wasn’t born in a sequin jacket.

Brandon Flowers (via u2lovethekillers)

[sunsets-and-neonlights]

[usdacertifiedlean]

I WOULD KILL OR DIE FOR BRANDI CARLILE

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

honestly talk all the shit you want about wonderful wonderful but when the fucking beat drops in the calling and woody harrelson says “…but they that are sick”????/?? umm. nothing has even been that fucking iconic

[talkstostrangers]

[usdacertifiedlean]

tbh brandon Flowers getting older is sad but only bc it’s a reminder of our looming mortality and the fact that he like all of us will leave this earth someday and in conclusion I would just like to say that I hope I go before that happens