Lukas

Chipped Lukas RP Blog Professionally Useful SOLOMON DNI. I am always online. Efficiency is key.

[usefullukas]

I want to talk to the real Lukas.

I know you're in there somewhere.

-Ourple Anon

Excuse me? I AM the real Lukas. --

[blazerodgill]

aiden and maya said u smell like sweat... whats your opinion on ts

I DO NOT. i use LYNX AFRICA DEODERANT AND THEY KNOW THAT!!!!

[magenchantment-deactivated20260]

Do we know that? I wouldn't have been able to tell.

[usefullukas]

I don't believe we know that, no. That's also not how you spell deodorant.

[usefullukas]

How would you feel if Jesse or Aiden decided to be useful and who do you think would be more likely to?

I would be extremely happy if either of them would become useful. :-) Maybe then we could talk all the time. Yay! ^_^ I do believe, out of the two of them, Aiden is more prone to it. I am not complaining about it though. --

[usefullukas]

Today I was rather busy. For the past three hours, I have been searching nearby Crown Mesa for a portal. I am determined to find this portal and prove my worth to P.A.M.A., yay! ^_^ --

[usefullukas]

I do not wish to be here. I give up. Solomon is maybe the most persistent person I have ever met. I would be so much happier if it was Aiden. Maybe even Milo. The worst person to ever exist. Maya, please come back to Crown Mesa. --

[usefullukas]

I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. I WANT YOU DEAD. I WANT YOU GONE. LEAVE CROWN MESA. NEVER RETURN. LEAVE ME ALONE.

I HOPE ALL YOUR ARMADILLOS DIE. I HOPE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM DIE. DALLAS, JOHN, ROBERT, ENRIQUE, EMMANUEL, BOBBY, ARNOLD... ALL OF THEM.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE PUBERT AND DONNY DIE TOO. BORIS INCLUDED.

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[usefullukas]

hi

DO NOT 'HI' ME. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. GET OFF OF MY POST. --

[spunsun]

@usefullukas

[usefullukas]

GET AWAY FROM ME. GET. AWAY. FROM. ME. I DON'T LIKE YOU. --

[spunsun]

@usefullukas hey what’s this 😳

low versus high cortisol

[usefullukas]

I can't do this anymore. SOLOMON. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN CROWN MESA. STAY FAR AWAY FROM ME AND P.A.M.A. YOU ARE THE MOST IGNORANT PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. OH MY DAYS. I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU TO BECOME USEFUL AT THIS POINT.

[usefullukas]

if you were a chicken jockey, would you rather be the chicken or jockey ? Just curious.

Solomon. Get OFF of my page. ...I would be neither. They are inefficient. I would be a skeleton. --

[usefullukas]

Petra has recently been looking over the edge in her freetime. I can't tell why, maybe she likes the height. It's not any of my business, she's still efficient. :) --

[usefullukas]

Are you homophobic?

What about me gives that off!? I have never seen someone so incorrect in my life. --

[usefullukas]

what nationality are you gay boy

I don't think you just call someone that, especially not during Pride Month... I have French ancestry. --

[magenchantment-deactivated20260]

Entry #13 (I think?)

I can’t sleep so I’m looking through old photos again. I think this was from @lemonhairclip ‘s nineteen birthday. Somewhere around then.

I regret that fuckass mullet everyday.

[usefullukas]

What music do u like???? Do u like deftones????

I have heard of them, but no, unfortunately. My old playlist before I became useful was mainly Paul Anka, The Mamas & The Papas, Bobby Vinton, The Vogues, etc... I like romantics from the '60s basically. Hope that's a useful enough answer for you. :) --

[usefullukas]

Hey lukas, I know this is not useful, but... would you kiss aiden?

Are you serious? You're joking... right? This is highly inefficient. It is... this is a stupid question. If I truly had to, then maybe, but I don't see a reason to. --

[usefullukas]

Someone told me I need to turn your chip off then back on. Has something happened that I was not aware about?

There is nothing I can think of that would be concerning, but if you feel it is best, then I am okay with it. :) As long as I continue to be useful, I have no objections. --