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Parks and Recules

I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america.

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Ever talk to someone and you just

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when a brony stubs their toe

Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid?

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Nah, it more like this:

OW, FOR BUCKS SAKE, MY HOOF! LUNA SAVE THIS WRETCHED SOUL!

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make your own post fucker

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Oh please, this is in the public domain, which means all can make little quips like this on your posts.

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how many parties have you been to? how often do you go outside?

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Twice, perhaps three times a week, and that counts college classes, social Anime meetings, and of course working out.

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And in the context of parties, I have several, including some with my girlfriend, which is perhaps more than what you get….oh what is that ACDC song going….“under the sheets”? Pft, Americans.