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If I wanted your sass, I wouldn't be here right now. Elodin doesn't want your sass either. Kingkiller Chronicles may possibly play a major role in my life. Possibly. I bet your phone is (sher)locked.

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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halloween new costume idea

[knowwhatimeme]

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People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

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Me on a date: So you like Name of the Wind.

Date: Yeah, it's great. I just wish Denna wasn't in it.

Me: *pulls out 5 essays defending Denna* I think you should read these before we continue this conversation.

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*in tomes*

Kvothe: What has two thumbs and hates Ambrose Jackis? *points to himself* This guy."

Lorren: Not if you keep your voice up like that.

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Kvothe: Man, it’s hard being a human being! 

Chronicler, alarmed: …what were you before this?! 

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

I’m gonna live forever, or die trying

Kvothe (via incorrectkingkillerquotes)

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The Name of the Wind in three emojis

📚🕯😭

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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“did you get enough sleep?”

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[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

My friends call me Denna. At least they would if I had any.

Denna, introducing herself at some point (via incorrectkingkillerquotes)

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Well, you know how men are. They think ‘Yes’ means ‘No’ and ‘Get lost’ means “Take you, I’m yours.’

Denna, explaining men to Kvothe (via incorrectkingkillerquotes)

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Chronicler: Why Bast got socks on in the jacuzzi

Kote: Those are his hooves you bitch