Please Excuse Our Necromorphs!

A fake official USG Ishimura blog!

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WELCOME TO THE USG ISHIMURA BLOG PAGE

We here on the social side of our crew decided we needed more outreach, and chose to come to tumblr!

It’s nice to be here, and remember to aim for the limbs!

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I know that people are busy and the captain is dead, but I put in for PTO 6 months ago and its still not approved. Can you guys hurry up?

Hi! Sorry for such a late response, but unfortunately we cannot approve your PTO under Article 17.6.5 of your employee handbook, stating that until a new captain is appointed, all staff must remain on board. So sorry!

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"Hello? It's been a while since we heard from you. Is everything ok?"

Yes! Hi! Sorry!

We were just in the process of setting a station wide quarantine in effect! Out Captain has sadly passed, and he will be greatly missed. In other news…

“Attention employees, please remember to submit all Captain’s Resumes to the admissions office, NOT the Captain’s P.O. Box. Thank you.”

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"In regards to your repair troubles; what exactly seems to be the problem?"

We… do not know! No one has gotten back to us about what the issue is!

Maybe it’s the odd flesh-like substance on the walls?

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”How goes the repairs? Any significant progress made?”

Hello! A pleasure to hear from you again!

Sadly, after about 3 repair teams (that haven’t come back), we have realized this situation may be slightly more dire than we originally anticipated.

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"Um... hello? Is this really the Ishimura? I thought it was on an assignment?"

While it is true we were currently on an assignment, we unfortunately ran into some difficulties onboard the ship, and had to halt operations!

But don’t worry! The USG Ishimura will be up and running sooner rather than later, as we have the best engineers on hand solving the problem!

(please please PLEASE send someone it’s been WEEKS and the necromorphs are EVERYWHERE)

[steelneck95]

Necromorph Godzilla 2.0

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oh

oh god

i was not trained for this.

[manrippedapartbydogs]

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