You Stay Classy, My Little World

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[chromolume]

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

[doctorstarlock]

Me whenever I see a corporate ad trying to say “we’re all in this together”:

[everythingstarstuff]

[acitybythelightunited]

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

[iamthegenderman]

what compelled you to do this

[no-place-for-strange-birds]

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

[shitcompactor-deactivated202012]

[iguanamouth]

[justcatposts]

I could watch this on repeat all day long 

(via)

[desaturated7-deactivated2021090]

is your razor fighting toxic masculinity? does harry potter support trans rights? are your sneakers racist? has triscuits released a statement about police brutality

[sridevi]

my face when i went to pizza pizza today and saw that you could get pesto or bbq sauce or garlic sauce on your pizza instead of marinara and asked the cashier which one she recommends and she said “i would never eat here”

[deejay]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nyanberry]

[lianedegrenade]

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

[everythingfox]

Baby otter first time in the water

[convulsionsbyskinnypuppy-deacti]

Wish that job interviews could literally just be an informal chat and not some dumbass formal performance they’ll never see you do again. It should be easy enough to tell if someone is polite and willing enough to work from a discussion about the job and what it entails without all these stupidly structured open ended questions

[cleromancy]

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

[lindsaychrist]

petite girls in high school [x]

[badlydrawneverything]