# 𝚄𝚂𝚆𝙻𝙺𝙴𝚁 ─── Indie & Private portrayal of 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 / 𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓. Loved by Mari (She / Her, 21+). Mainly MCU & headcanon based but not wholly compliant to any particular canon. 616 friendly. Multiverse & Multiship. Low activity and I will be here as I have inspiration. ( Ongoing activity PSA here, please read. ) This blog will cover mature, dark, & potentially triggering themes. I am also critical of Marvel with regard to both the films and the comics. Please keep all of this in mind before you follow. Personals & Minors DNI.
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doing the entire usfw a-z headcanon meme bc I was told to (this is isa's fault) and I did promise I would expose him so. godspeed.
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
I think it depends on who he's with. If it's a hookup, he's out of there pretty quickly. If it's someone he's involved with long-term romantically or otherwise (or intends to be), then he likes to stay and just . . . be in their presence really. He likes to cuddle. May seek a little praise or reassurance without trying to sound like he is. He's a lot like a puppy in some ways.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself? He likes his arms. He thinks he has really nice arms. On others, he really likes collarbones. Hipbones, too. He likes tracing them. He also really, really likes soft lips. And he's an ass man but he doesn't go around saying that bc he doesn't want to sound like a creep.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He loves to see his on his partner. It gives him an ego boost idk he's insane. He also loves to come inside his partner but he's paranoid about pregnancy scares so he won't do it unprotected unless he has some kind of assurance that can't or won't happen.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He loves powerplay and while he prefers to be the dominant partner most of the time, he lowkey loves it when someone is willing to fight him on it or can get him to actually let go and let them be in charge. John has a lot of problems letting others have control over his body due to what he's been through so being able to do that and feel safe is a big deal for him actually.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Well if we're going by freshly divorced John, he's only been with one person in his life, then a few one-offs since then. But he was with Olivia for over ten years, and that gave him a lot of time to figure things out when it comes to the female anatomy. Everyone's different, but he knows his way around well enough to adjust quickly, and he's a fast learner. And very eager to please. On the other side of the spectrum though, he's never been with a man and would not know his way around a dick to save his life by default. (Outside of knowing his own anatomy and preferences lmao) Sorry fellas.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Doggy style. He likes being behind his partner because . . . well, like I said, he's an ass man sdfjkldf. Cowgirl is a close second though and he loves to control his partner by their hips.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He can be pretty intense. I wouldn't say entirely serious but he just gets super into it. You get him turned on and his brain goes into caveman mode pretty quickly so he's not exactly in the mindset to think of rapid fire jokes.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
He's always manscaped to some degree. After his crashout and divorce and all of that he kinda stopped for a while, and he's grown fond of the grizzly chest look, but he has gone back to a little manscaping. Just a bit to make sure it all looks nice and clean.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
This is also something that depends on the situation. For hookups, he can be pretty detached. It's all about the physical relief; get it done then get the fuck out of there. But for someone who's not just a hookup, he can't really separate it as much. He gets attached. He might not be the most romantic in the heat of the moment most of the time, he has a lot of pent-up energy and it kinda just drives him through things, but he's passionate either. And sometimes he can be romantic during sex, especially during a slower, more emotionally intimate session.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He masturbates a couple of times a week, maybe more if he's not seeing anyone. Again, man has a lot of pent-up energy okay and he's gotta get it out one way or another. Def not his preference and he will never admit to it, it embarrasses him ("good southern boy" shame) but he's gotta do what he's gotta do.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Praise kink (to absolutely no one's surprise). Man has a lot of problems and insecurities so if you boost his ego you'll wrap him around your finger. Also, ironically a little bit of degradation. But nothing *too* hurtful, just playful insults or enough to get him riled up without really bruising his ego. (Again . . . a lot of things seem to come back to ego with him lmao) And he loves to undress his partner, partially or fully. Sometimes he's quick, sometimes he takes his time and savors it, but he just loves doing it, and loves when they dress up for him in the first place.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Bed LOL. I'm kidding but also not. Outside of that, he really likes it in his truck, especially in the flatbed with some cushions and blankets thrown in. Also in a boat. Something about the sway of the ocean soothes him.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
He's pretty easy to rile up. Sometimes he can be a bit naive about being flirted with but when he knows someone is serious it gets to him pretty quickly. Flashing skin, stray touches, teasing him will drive him wild. Arguing too lmao if you can't get him through the heart then go for his temper.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He doesn't like to be restrained, or to have knives or sharp objects or other weapons involved. Man just has too much PTSD. He also is very careful about impact play (though the man does love to give a little ass smack okay) and not being *too* rough with his partners because he still has trouble with his own strength and doesn't want to do anything to risk actually hurting them by accident. For that reason, choking is also a no. He'll put his hand at the base of someone's neck with some firm pressure, but no squeezing; that's as far as he'll go. He's just too scared of his own strength.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
The man eats pussy like he'll die if he don't. That's why he had a happy marriage for a decade asdfjklsdf. He loves to give, and he loves to receive; it's probably one of his favorite thing tbh, he loves to pull someone hair and guide them while they're going down on him. The visual of it does a lot for him.
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He can go either way. Usually he's fast and rough because, once again, all that damn energy. But he can be slow and sensual. It's really situational.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Sometimes quickies are just necessary. He has no problem with them, and he can get by on them for a while. Def better to him than having to deal with things himself.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He can be persuaded, but only if there is some trust built first. He's a peach pie Georgia boy okay he is not well acquainted with the ways of kinky sex by default.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
All night long. Not even an exaggeration. Supersoldier serum has its perks.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He does not, but he is not against them. He just has no idea what any of this shit does unless he's taught lmao
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves to tease, but he loves to *be* teased even more (even if he acts grumpy about it, that just means it's working and he's getting frustrated).
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
John is the type that gets louder over time, but he doesn't really get overly loud until he's about to finish. Mostly he's a growl/grunt/swear under his breath kind of guy.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Lowkey has a breeding kink despite his paranoia about fathering accident babies. So basically a breeding kink in theory, not in practice lmao.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He's a big guy okay. Girthy. About 7' in length. And he's proud of it. The long barrel jokes weren't for nothing.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Moderately high I would say. He doesn't feel the need to just constantly be at it but he is prone to being easily frustration if he's not taking care of business often enough. Really it's a testosterone issue but hey, you get weird hormonal shit like that when you inject your body with a chemical serum that mutates you into a superhuman being.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Not very quickly. He might be restful and seem asleep, but he's never one to actually go to sleep fast. He's too restless of a person and too hypervigilant. But he does appreciate the peace in the afterglow and will bask in it if he's sticking around.
Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!
♡ㅤDATING PREFERENCES: monogamous / ethically nonmonogamous / monogamish / relationship anarchy / open relationships / polyamorous / doesn't date / dates casually / dates with intent to form relationships
♡ㅤSEXUAL INCLINATIONS: sex favourable / sex adverse / sex indifferent / hypersexual / sex-repulsed / bottom / top / versatile / vers bottom / vers top / service top / power bottom / stone top / pillow princess / submissive / dominant / switch / brat / baby girl or baby boy / soft dom / pleasure dom / caregiver / affectionate or emotionally intimate during the act / emotionally detached during the act / playful / serious / likes to touch their partner during the act / limited touching outside of the act itself / spits / swallows / uses protection / doesn't use protection / messy / prefers cleanliness / prefers to finish on the body / prefers to finish inside partner / prefers partner to finish inside them
♡ㅤLOVE LANGUAGES / STYLES: words of affirmation / quality time / acts of service (giving) / receiving gifts / physical touch / activity / appreciation / emotional / financial / intellectual / physical / practical
♡ㅤSOUNDS: is silent or makes little to no sounds / is very quiet / is very loud / grows in volume over time / bites hand / bites partner / bites pillow to muffle themselves / calls out partners name / curses / growls / happy cries / fakes or exaggerates / goes nonverbal / prefers a quiet partner / prefers a loud partner / prefers a responsive partner / is turned on by dirty talk / is turned off by dirty talk.
♡ㅤPHYSICAL ACTS OF INTIMACY: holding hands / kissing / cuddling / massages / bathing together / washing partner's hair / skin on skin contact / forehead kisses / playing under the table (e.g. hand on thigh, footsy etc) / playing with partner's hair / playful tickling / seeking them out in bed to hold / eye contact / reading and/or singing to your partner / being read to / napping together / couch cuddles while doing separate activities (head in lap etc)
♡ㅤKINKS & TURN ONS: having hands pinned / pinning partners hands / having hair pulled / pulling partners hair / being watched / watching their partner / voyeurism / receiving oral sex / giving oral sex / receiving penetration / giving penetration / praise kink / biting / being bitten / marking up your partner / being marked up / impact play / edge play / teasing / being teased / overstimulation (giving) / using toys on partner / having toys used on them / choking / being choked / being restrained / restraining their partner / shibari / breeding kink / piss kink / worshipping their partner / being worshipped / humiliating / being humiliated / degrading / being degraded / pegging / being pegged / frotting / face sitting / dom/sub dynamics / DDLG dynamics / aftercare / anal / bdsm / light bondage / outdoor sex / public sex / risky sex / sensory deprivation / roleplay / gentle sex / rough sex / threesomes / wax play / sensory play (eg. pinwheels etc) / knife play / blood play / caging / cbt / sounding / collars / exhibitionism / rimming / pet play / clothed or partially clothed / dressing up for partner / partner dressing up for them / size difference / daddy kink / mommy kink / master/slave dynamics
he's not actually 100% straight btw, hence the ? next to his orientation in his bio. dude just has a lot of repressed shit going on in general he hasn't even started to get to unwrapping his sexuality and tbh I don't think there are many verses by default in which he would actually have a chance to figure that shit out.
funniest thing about them apparently combining Val de Fontaine and Val Cooper's characters in the mcu!Val is that John was sleeping with Cooper on the low for a moment asdfsdfjkl
Laura shakes her head, a tiny, tired movement. No, she doesn’t say it out loud at first. Her eyes are open, dark and restless even in the low light, fixed somewhere past him like there’s still a war playing out in her head. When she finally answers, her voice is low, rough from hours without sleep.
"No. You didn’t." Her fingers twitch against his skin, not pulling away but not entirely steady either. She exhales slow, and it sounds like the weight of something bigger than the night pressing out of her chest. "Been up since two." she admits. There’s a pause...her jaw works like she’s deciding how much to give him. "Walking didn't help." Laura continues. Her gaze drops then, finally meeting his eyes for a beat, as if she's checking if he remembers what they talked about earlier, if he knows why her bones feel like they're vibrating under her skin.
"Just...needed to be here."
If memory serves her, he'd mentioned a kiss.
Seems a good as time as any...
Curiously, tip of nose brushes against his, breath hitching.
▐║ ★ ┊ 𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐄. The one a person has when their mind is still trapped somewhere else. He's seen it in Laura's eyes more than a few times. The roughened breaths and tangible feeling of an invisible weight holding her down. The restlessness. They have that in common. It's a hard thing for others to understand, what it's like to still fight a battle long after the war has ended. To be somewhere safe, yet still be fighting. Always fighting.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝ I'm glad you're here, ❞ John says quietly, his eyes carrying the unspoken part. I need you here. As her nose brushes against his own, his heart skips a beat when he registers why. It's enough to break through the miasma of lingering sleep, this sudden awareness of what she wanted. And what he wants, too. Words aren't a strong suit for either of them, but he'd meant what he said before. John leans in, still testing, pausing only when he feels her breaths against his mouth. His arm slips around Laura's waist, pulling her against his frame, finally ridding them of the last bit of space between them before his lips cross that final distance, pressing against her own. Slowly. Not exactly gentle, but not reckless, either. A man savoring every second of contact she allows him.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤThe second one is hungrier. A hand cups under her jaw, less mindful of the way the scruff of his beard scratches against her chin. It's harder to think about these little things when all his mind wants to think about is her. The softness of her lips. The way she tastes. Even when he takes a breath, stopping to look at her and measure her reaction, he finds it hard to pull away. ❝ Does that make it better? ❞
I'm so convinced that John Walker is supposed to show the way modern men are indoctrinated into violence by the military, awarded, exploited, shamed, and abandoned, left behind as veterans with no access to the tools and programs they were promised, living with ptsd and anger and grief and depression they can't explain or comprehend. And that we are supposed to see his journey and want better for him and get angry at the way he is left to pick up the pieces. And understand that he is not a perfect man because he was a perfect soldier. So it makes me inconceivably frustrated when people just say he's a bad person and murderer without understanding the context of where he was and who he is now