私はばかだ

[wafflesex]

All I got out of today’s episode, tbh

[itstroyandrews]

Music > The World

[shesacherry]

[johnboy95g]

[roselana12]

[angiellehcim]

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

read that, again. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

[chunli-deactivated20170919]

[12-stars]

The Signs thoughts

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

[pityfriend]

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

[koreanstudentsspeak]

Whatever your problem is JuSt SHUT up and DANCE

NOTHING To WORRY

YOU’RE STILL ALIVE

[hello-dianaaa]

[angrystarfish]

im gonna throw this at everyone

[queefybuttcheeks]

"hey grandpa what was the pussy like in the 1940's"

[narutomangameme-blog]

[trashkashi-deactivated20140429]

You can’t live like this

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

was it really necessary for me to be born

[ruinedchildhood]

[tyleroakley]

[fiora-of-the-fae-blood]

i laughed too hard at this.

[ovadrive]