[dorasfedora]

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like ‘mum, she’s hungry’ And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

[auxcable]

glad to know its an international thing

[fiftyshadesofvoodka]

[peacebeuponu]

This is too adorable lol

[pussylipgloss]

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

[butterflygrace]

[d0gbl0g]

puppies: *begin to chant* one of us, one of us

[gameraboy]

velma 2 by joel27

[hanukkahlewinsky]

is this what having a penis is like 

[flyawaymax]

isnt he that emo kid from naruto

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

[girlcosmos-deactivated20150525]

these gender rolls taste disgusting

[kimkanyekimye]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

beyonce looks like the parent that let the kid win lmao

[cindymayweather-deactivated2019]

[spencerniemetz]

[animalsinsinks]

[anti0ch]

he yell at sink :v

[larvitarr]

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

protect will smith’s beautiful, well dressed, weird pretentious children

[bifauxbic]

[ruinedchildhood]